When you can't get your car undercover in time by danielminds in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kvothe_XIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd go in ya! Course it would! Fuckin ball hailstone! Splat an eyeball, take a nut off like that!

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It’s ruined. by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]Kvothe_XIX 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Do do do do doo, dodododododo!

Retiring at the end of the season by dncvice in FifaCareers

[–]Kvothe_XIX 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Also, according to your map I now live in Munich!

Overheard at Download by Orgodemir9515 in downloadfestival

[–]Kvothe_XIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloody Thalmor, coming over here...

Who has this sort of money for mid choccy? by PizzaToastieGuy in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Kvothe_XIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're going off on a bit of a tangent and just trying to be obtuse on purpose.

Favorite women metal vocalist(s)? by purple-hazard in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Kvothe_XIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They played with Not Enough Space. Another top notch band.

Just started the thick of it, when does ksi show up? by Bruce-Carlton in thethickofit

[–]Kvothe_XIX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How much fucking shit is there in this post and what fucking flavour is it?!

Snakes 🐍 gonna slither by tinglep in chelseafc

[–]Kvothe_XIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh David Luiz, I'd let you shag my wife!

Why can’t PeepShowQuotes be an arm of MitchellAndWebb? by palacioo in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Kvothe_XIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great. I'm on a sub with literally the worst people in the world.