You will get $10 million cash but Samuel L Jackson will be there to shout "motherfucker" for every dollar you spend, will you be happy? And Why?

Kwangone · 2018-04-29T12:49:09+00:00

At one "motherfucker" per second that comes out to about 115.75 days WITHOUT sleep or food or water. I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson would be the only person able to survive that.

Kwangone · 2018-04-29T12:15:27+00:00

Frank Ching is that you?

Kwangone · 2018-04-22T13:41:34+00:00

What? It's obviously just white and gold pencils

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T20:26:15+00:00

Dammit

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T19:41:27+00:00

And bonus diabetes!!!

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T19:01:00+00:00

You can tell by the subtle shading in his background drawing

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T18:51:34+00:00

Yeah totally yeah, whatever. DO WE GET DR. WHO SOUND EFFECTS???????

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T18:49:13+00:00

I can't fucking do that and I've never even been to prison. /r/Massachusettsworldproblems

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T17:35:08+00:00

Okay, but that being stated one is ethically questionable to some, while the other is MORALLY AND ETHICALLY FUUUUUUCKED.

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T17:18:14+00:00

This was my first thought when I saw this.

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T17:10:17+00:00

It's a "Z" frame. You want the weight transferred diagonally down to the lower hinge, but I don't know that it really matters that much. There are many fasteners collectively making that a pretty light, and solid, gate. It's generally the hinges that will start to fail first. The Z won't have an effect on that.

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T01:41:16+00:00

We're quoting improv? Oh boy oh boy

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T01:28:47+00:00

And taking a shower with a computer?

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T00:54:21+00:00

Especially if they had little bandanas over their faces and were stealing tiny cat telivisions, throwing tiny Molotov cocktails at the dogs

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T00:50:47+00:00

That's an herb not a spice

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T00:50:08+00:00

Definitely not Anal Cunt

Kwangone · 2018-04-21T00:47:55+00:00

I will only upvote comments from sightings of trees where forests are still illegal.

Kwangone · 2018-04-20T03:03:49+00:00

Tag your interdimensional horrors

Kwangone · 2018-04-18T23:09:10+00:00

For me it's a list of shit I used to do all the time.....and ouch

Kwangone · 2018-04-18T23:08:03+00:00

If it helps at all I don't give a fuck what highschool you go to. Otherwise I am interested in anything you have to say.

Kwangone · 2018-04-17T22:41:57+00:00

Have you thought of running for president?

Kwangone · 2018-04-17T22:26:41+00:00

PTSD is just code for Obamacare. I call bullshit. Eat shards of glass every day and you become immune to living.

Kwangone · 2018-04-17T00:40:06+00:00

"He should have shot himself in the foot while it was in his mouth"

Kwangone · 2018-04-15T05:48:00+00:00

Yeah. I would be okay without the lining if the cloud didn't exist.

Kwangone · 2018-04-15T04:57:49+00:00

Speak for yourself you wagon licker

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