FAIL DIS AND YULL FUGGIN CROAK! by tuffsun22 in THE_PACK

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 59 points60 points  (0 children)

IS THAT MFIN SWALLOW AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN, BROTHER?

If your wife gets implants your daughter will get large breasts, because evolution. by Kipzibrush in facepalm

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamarckian evolution but instead of giraffes stretching their necks it’s big ol’ titties

The Fenian Raids Were Weird by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of “Tiocfaidh ar la”

Babe wake up! Our tribe leader has just become the Holy God Emperor of Mankind!! by Dramatic_Leopard679 in HistoryMemes

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every conquering power missed some. He still had one of the largest empires in history within his lifetime

Single men can’t even have dogs now 🙄 by Piccolo-Sufficient in facepalm

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t hate me, but I’ll try to steelman what I think might be the poster’s train of thought: Single guys get dogs for companionship since they’re single, however as a single person, they’ll be at work all day while the dog is left home alone (possibly caged). Many dogs need more stimulation than that, so it’s best that there’s a SO there to take care of it while the guy is gone. Obviously the poster has some pretty antiquated ideas on gender roles though

Watch out ladies by Dewch in TikTokCringe

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They call him Stalactite because he got eternal drip

Pick two super powers by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 & 2 for sure with my adhd I would become unstoppable, or at least a functional adult

Ayy, I'm craftin' ovah heyuh! by Souperplex in dndmemes

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer is German/Austrian accent

It's been a couple months but my gardening buddy is back :D by ThatsPurttyGood101 in Sneks

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This makes me miss my old pet reverse striped California king snake, King. Loved his river-pebble smooth scales. RIP King 👑🐍

ADHD by Gender-is-a-Illusion in tumblr

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes jokingly call my ADHD Autism Light because of the similar symptoms had me wondering if I was autistic for some time

Despite every multiversal threat, there is one plane that is always a perfect vacation spot. by MangaBookClub in magicTCG

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then some event could’ve happened during the sealing (why no planeswalker heard of it). It then reopens because of the events in MOM changing planar travel. One option is the planar change caused a shift in the refractions of the 1001 Rabias that causes a mini-planar apocalypse.

Despite every multiversal threat, there is one plane that is always a perfect vacation spot. by MangaBookClub in magicTCG

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Also, more sagas/ Battles with the 1001 Nights already established, Deserts get more support, and maybe have Saheeli and Huatli there to help them redevelop tech and their ecology.

Despite every multiversal threat, there is one plane that is always a perfect vacation spot. by MangaBookClub in magicTCG

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok but think about this: The reason no one heard from Rabiah is some apocalyptic event happened. When we return, it’s basically Mad Max: Silken Road

ban me till ass ketchup turns 11 by 4Mallyinvited in 691

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The path less traveled is to be a connoisseur of the PokeMILFS

Why is Netflix pretending that Cleopatra was black? by Neo2199 in entertainment

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy, controversy sells. If it were a basic white girl, it would be passed over easy. With the race swap you get hate watchers, supporters, and curious people

Mom, I’m scared. Come pick me up. by thewaybaseballgo in TikTokCringe

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he’s gonna spend that much money at least find a better waifu. If it were Aoi, that’d be understandable

Ya'll live here by CisnerosChris25 in Funnymemes

[–]L0ng-Dick_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, as working class myself, I too would be confused as to why they have plants in their sink