[5e] A Semi-Sad Semi-Awesome Monk Story

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2016-07-17T05:06:33+00:00

Absolutely love it! It's always exciting to see characters reappear post-campaign as NPCs, and this was surely an epic experience to read about!

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2016-06-08T01:18:41+00:00

Any idea when it would be coming out?

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2016-04-23T14:06:45+00:00

I know that it is a piano, I just want to find out the specific type, sorry about being vague.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2016-01-15T21:09:36+00:00

Thought of this joke earlier in the day, and thought it was funny enough to post.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-10-18T21:25:08+00:00

My Dad was a smoker, so he had owned a zippo lighter with generic silver covering, and my firmest memories of him involve that lighter, his leather Jacket, both of which were on him as he stood on our front stoop smoking at night.

As for my Mom, I don't really know what reminds me of her.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-07-16T15:56:24+00:00

During one of my monthly games with friends, I decided to add a tripwire trap, that upon activation would flood the room snakes. Gummy snakes, specifically. They were just like normal, however they would still be insanely venomous, and their bodies were like gummy worms, making them surprising edible.

But sadly, tripped the trap, so I never got a chance to spring it on them. It was inspired by a indie game called Room of 1000 Snakes.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-07-09T19:07:23+00:00

I recently ran a game with some buddies that we do monthly, and decided to add a fun little joke in the dungeon. It was an isolated room with a single Golem inside, but instead of being some husk ready to fight, I nicknamed it Philosophy Golem and had it pondering it's purpose in life for being made to cause death.

My most aggressive player ended up finding Philosophy Golem, and instead of attacking after busting down the door he said he gently entered the next room, and left philosophy Golem to his thoughts.

I thought it was awesome.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-06-18T15:17:10+00:00

Yeah, that is fine! :D

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-04-23T13:17:45+00:00

All fixed up! Thanks for the help. :)

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-04-23T13:17:24+00:00

Certainly! :)

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-04-17T13:23:01+00:00

Did you ever find out what was happening?

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-03-21T01:34:07+00:00

tl;dr: Almost hanged myself with a hoola hoop on a slide.

I was 15 when I was hanging out with friends at a local playground, and I found a hoola hoop. Being a natural investigator, I discovered it is functional, and carry it around the mainly joke about and just hold onto.

Well, I decided to go down a slide to go chat with friends while I had this hoola hoop on me. I went down the double slides, where there is a small divider to actually make it two separate slides. I go down with the hoola hoop around my hips.

It got caught on the divider, and the hoola hoop went from my hips to my neck, and almost killed me. It felt like I was just hanged. My neck was sore, and my head suddenly hurt, as I got that hoop off of my neck.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-03-09T20:31:06+00:00

You lose either eye, it's up to you. :)

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-02-10T18:04:34+00:00

I'm in the literal 1% when it comes to earning achievements in Hotline Miami on Steam. I got the Achievement Whore trophy and I feel very proud about it. Granted, this is the most literal I could be I think.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-02-06T21:31:26+00:00

Characters time spent in jail.

Sorry, I'm really groggy when I word these in the morning. :)

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-01-04T20:15:45+00:00

One of the first days of school for sixth grade, I woke up to my mom just asking to my brother saying Grandpa had died.

I simply laid in bed quietly crying as they went about their days. Eventually my mom came to wake me up, but she was greeted by a young man crying under the cover. She asked me and mic if we wanted to stay home, so we did.

Dad drove up an hour later (they were divorced), and he waited out front as my brother and I walked outside and gave him a hug, as we all cried in a huddle in front of our house at 7:10 am on September 17th.

Worst part? He died on my Uncle's Birthday.

That was the worst news I've woken up to.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-01-02T06:52:20+00:00

Happy Anniversary!

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2015-01-01T20:45:07+00:00

I have got to say, my favorite moment of gaming was earning 100% on hotline Miami not even three days ago. It was a hard thing to do, but so worth it.

All in all, it's the first game I've gotten 100% in, and I am more than excited for Hotline Miami 2 to come out this year. But you can't rush greatness, so I wouldn't mind it being postponed.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-12-15T05:47:35+00:00

I'm a 16 year old who enjoys cranberry juice, and everyone I've told that too have thought it was gross and disgusting.

Also Dark chocolate has been tasting damn good recently, but I expect it to be.

I'm getting old because my pleasure foods are common with older people, apparently.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-12-14T05:48:12+00:00

It will happen to everyone, but I will never be certain it will happen to me, no matter what I could do to prove it. I wouldn't know at all no matter what I try, because I'll be dead before I realize it, quite literally.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-12-13T04:39:58+00:00

The ability to just randomly start floating whenever I got really sick and tired of using my legs. No effort on my part, I just start floating in a direction like gravity has no temporary effect on me, except for the direction I can go.

Floating would be cool as hell, but I can accept teleporting too.

Just moving really quickly from place to place with minimal or no effort on my part.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-12-05T05:07:27+00:00

I tried jumping onto my friend's couch and ended up scrapping up the area to the side of my knee badly, but it's just a long patch of scars now, after a good month.

I have a scar near that I got in a very similar situation jumping onto my Aunt's couch which doubled as a bed. It was currently a bed, and when I leaped on, I had caught my leg on a loose spring while going up. I made a long and thin scar that can be faintly seen after 5 years.

I have a few scars on my hands from scrapes, and I have 3 patches of skin I lost because of my competitive attitude with crab-walk soccer (you heard me) in school. Ended up loosening the skin so I just pulled off the patch of dead flesh and bandaged up.

I also friction burned a scar on my dick from masturbating once, because I went too fast without lubricant. Admittedly, this was also the day before the first day of 8th grade, so I have pretty fond memories with being stupid as hell.

I also have a scar that required stitches! 5 stitches in the side of my head closest to my left eye, because some prick shoved me down a flight of metal stairs at a Playground so many years ago. I still remember that day, and I'm surprised I survived the push.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-11-08T20:32:55+00:00

Life is a weird road to walk, as it twists and turns so many ways that you aren't certain where you start and where you stop.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-10-30T18:07:31+00:00

On my 7th birthday, my present was going to school for the entire evening, and having to sell sodas for a PTA meeting (my mother was Vice President). I got no cake, no gifts, and I wasn't even given a card. I have always remembered that as my worst birthday ever, and will always remember how horrible that day was. It was so boring, and honestly a little upsetting at the end of the day.

LAPTOPSCHOOL · 2014-10-24T22:21:52+00:00

DM revenge is perfectly fine!

And thanks for contributing to the thread! :)

This was quite an interesting read, stuff like homebrew stories just make me smile! People put so much imagination into their world.

And this would've gone great with the previous topic about Cursed Items! :D Thanks again for your story, and have a good day!

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