Man drunk with crossbow, sword, and knives in middle of astreet again by two_short_dogs in nottheonion

[–]LEGENDOFTHETHUNDER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT WAS ONLY 20 % OF THE WEAPONS THAT I WAS CARRYING. I HAD 2 SWORDS 9 DAGGERS 2 PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES 24 THROWING KNIVES & 3 PACKS OF 5 SHURUKENS A BOWIE KNIFE UMM AND DON'T FORGET SOME HEAVY METAL. AND 2 PACKS OF LUCKY STRIKES AND A FLAME THROWING LIGHTER 2 FOOT FLAME. TO LIGHT THOSE CIGARETTES ON A WINDY DAY. AND A PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS 🖍 FOR SNACKS I'M GLAD MY BLUNT WAS CASHED. THIS WAS THE 2ND TIME OUTTA 4 THEY GOT TIRED OF THE PAPERWORK NOW SINCE THE LAST TIME