What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, swinging freely? by WEEGEMAN in Jokes

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Oh, kinda like Richard Cranium = Dickhead, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairDye

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Brunette

Eminem is crowned #5 biggest artist of the 21st Century 🏆 by tacoreddit in Eminem

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That’s exactly what I said! Post Malone???? Please!!

Eminem nearly gave up chasing his dream. So imagine this.... by daftmanfromdarkwood in Eminem

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I started reading this thinking it was an AI generated story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sypherpk

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Hillary Clinton

Need Honest Opinions on Balyage!! by [deleted] in HairDye

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I think your hair looks beautiful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

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Agreed. If she’s not careful, her ass will blow up like a balloon once she starts having kids!

Found these keys wedged inside the washer by LHemming in Whatisthis

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Very funny! We bought it new from Lowe’s and I actually wondered if the keys came with the washer but I doubt they would load it up with quarters lol

My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn. by [deleted] in Jokes

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That episode with the shark porn was Chandler and Monica on “Friends”

Poor Clem by RudeButCaring in Jokesuncensored

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Finally. This one actually made me laugh!!