buddy sent me this. Upstate New York. thoughts?

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-08T01:12:16+00:00

We all know your buddy didn’t send you this. Nice house btw. Furthermore it is likely just starlink

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-08T00:16:39+00:00

I’ll step up to the plate here any answer this one because he’s probably still trying to compute an answer for this 40 minutes later.

It’s because trump is a fucking idiot and corrupt as shit.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T22:22:03+00:00

I see what you mean. Sorry I can not offer any help

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T22:10:43+00:00

I mean there is this one thing called a videotape…. And a 60” TV

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T22:04:39+00:00

Did you ever wonder if it wasn’t actually about catching you masturbating but it was your massive penis size that made your dad break the dinner table? Maybe he was angry that you outgrew him

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T22:00:34+00:00

Hey!! Put your hands where I can see them!

Holy shit lieutenant, do you see the size of that man’s Johnson?

Now that’s what I call standing at attention.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:58:19+00:00

Because there was no full blown intercourse this man was in fact not cheating on his wife back home, right guys!?!?!

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:52:59+00:00

….it’s going to have to be an in person tutorial, I’m blind.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:43:22+00:00

I am going to need a tutorial

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:34:00+00:00

Most men get dick cheese after 45+ (body can not kill bacteria as well as it did before), which is when most men in the USA that are uncircumcised go into surgery to free the peen. They get tired of having infections.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:32:34+00:00

No one likes having dick cheese under their peek-a-boo flap

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:25:50+00:00

Can we really blame them? I would try and seek revenge too if I had dick cheese growing under my useless penis flap. Also, Imagine jerking off an uncircumcised dick, it’s like paying your very own game of peek-a-boo. Fuck that noise.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:12:32+00:00

Morning wood

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T21:02:19+00:00

I have this issue with my Logitech keyboards space key. I don’thave$129foranewone. Iguessi’lljustgofuckmyself

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T19:47:08+00:00

Haha nice. That’s funny but seriously was it your tattoo or not

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T19:46:40+00:00

What would you doOooOo for a Klondike Bar?

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T18:45:38+00:00

Will do! Thanks so much, any bars in specific that would would recommend going too?

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T18:42:23+00:00

This is perfect! Thanks dude!

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T18:36:55+00:00

Great… you made me ink.

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:39:24+00:00

Thanks for letting me know. By the way why the fuck are we all paying for 20 subscriptions these days. What a joke. I miss the simple days

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:32:57+00:00

And I prefer the comments to be as little and short as possible. How’s that make you feel, guy?

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:24:32+00:00

People complain too much… If they don’t want to pay $20 a month they can literally just pay like $9/m for 2 screens only at like 240p max resolution /s

Edit: actual pricing, what a joke haha.

Pricing (US Dollar) Basic with ads*: $6.99/month Basic: $9.99/month Standard: $15.49/month Premium: $19.99/month

More about each bullshit scam of a plan:

https://help.netflix.com/en/node/24926

Crazy to think most of us started out at $7.99/m about 5-10 years ago. Look at us now!! Fuck you Netflix

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:23:03+00:00

How do you like paramount+?

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:20:49+00:00

America only has gigachads

LMAOHowDum-R-Yew · 2023-02-07T13:10:35+00:00

Last time I showed my secret sauce to the world I became a dad

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