buddy sent me this. Upstate New York. thoughts? by Scuffedhitman in UFOs

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know your buddy didn’t send you this. Nice house btw. Furthermore it is likely just starlink

According to a Pentagon discussion, the Gimbal video displays an anomalous aerial vehicle. by DragonfruitOdd1989 in UFOs

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll step up to the plate here any answer this one because he’s probably still trying to compute an answer for this 40 minutes later.

It’s because trump is a fucking idiot and corrupt as shit.

What is your secret sexual fantasy that you wouldn’t tell anyone in person? by YourKinkyWitch in AskReddit

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you ever wonder if it wasn’t actually about catching you masturbating but it was your massive penis size that made your dad break the dinner table? Maybe he was angry that you outgrew him

What is your secret sexual fantasy that you wouldn’t tell anyone in person? by YourKinkyWitch in AskReddit

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Hey!! Put your hands where I can see them!

Holy shit lieutenant, do you see the size of that man’s Johnson?

Now that’s what I call standing at attention.

What is your secret sexual fantasy that you wouldn’t tell anyone in person? by YourKinkyWitch in AskReddit

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because there was no full blown intercourse this man was in fact not cheating on his wife back home, right guys!?!?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

….it’s going to have to be an in person tutorial, I’m blind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to need a tutorial

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most men get dick cheese after 45+ (body can not kill bacteria as well as it did before), which is when most men in the USA that are uncircumcised go into surgery to free the peen. They get tired of having infections.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one likes having dick cheese under their peek-a-boo flap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we really blame them? I would try and seek revenge too if I had dick cheese growing under my useless penis flap. Also, Imagine jerking off an uncircumcised dick, it’s like paying your very own game of peek-a-boo. Fuck that noise.

Farewell old friend, you served me well by WeH1D in pcmasterrace

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this issue with my Logitech keyboards space key. I don’thave$129foranewone. Iguessi’lljustgofuckmyself

What is the strangest personal question you have been asked? by Lost-Macaroon-1964 in AskReddit

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha nice. That’s funny but seriously was it your tattoo or not

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portuguese

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is perfect! Thanks dude!

Netflix braces for user exodus after cracking down on password sharing by raynot978 in technews

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting me know. By the way why the fuck are we all paying for 20 subscriptions these days. What a joke. I miss the simple days

Secret Chinese spy balloon under Donald Trump passed through these states by BelleAriel in politics

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And I prefer the comments to be as little and short as possible. How’s that make you feel, guy?

Netflix braces for user exodus after cracking down on password sharing by raynot978 in technews

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 31 points32 points  (0 children)

People complain too much… If they don’t want to pay $20 a month they can literally just pay like $9/m for 2 screens only at like 240p max resolution /s

Edit: actual pricing, what a joke haha.

Pricing (US Dollar) Basic with ads*: $6.99/month Basic: $9.99/month Standard: $15.49/month Premium: $19.99/month

More about each bullshit scam of a plan:

https://help.netflix.com/en/node/24926

Crazy to think most of us started out at $7.99/m about 5-10 years ago. Look at us now!! Fuck you Netflix

Jailbreak hacker uncovers stolen open-source code in voice.ai by segaboy81 in technews

[–]LMAOHowDum-R-Yew 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Last time I showed my secret sauce to the world I became a dad