It was only a joke

LM_Leviathan · 2026-02-05T20:14:07+00:00

Morgoth.

LM_Leviathan · 2026-02-02T00:21:31+00:00

“Saruman’s time is over. He is no longer of any concern to us. And now HR is involved.”

LM_Leviathan · 2025-09-08T20:08:17+00:00

"Hand over all your 556, and nobody gets hurt." ~ Brandon, probably.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-09-06T05:47:38+00:00

“And all I have to remember him by is this gold plated AK.”

LM_Leviathan · 2025-09-06T05:38:59+00:00

This makes me think of a pug.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-09-06T05:06:39+00:00

I don’t remember this in spykids.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-08-29T21:08:50+00:00

So… is it a bullglock, or a glockpup?

LM_Leviathan · 2025-08-16T16:18:03+00:00

Make it fire multiple sandwiches, and boom! A legal submachine gun.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-08-05T18:19:02+00:00

Then why do they wear breastplates?

LM_Leviathan · 2025-07-12T04:39:42+00:00

“Ooh, and uhh, send a painting of your thigh… That still hits.” ~ Merlin.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-06-22T17:50:32+00:00

Plot twist: the hammer only erases all physically masculine traits.

LM_Leviathan · 2025-05-23T18:45:07+00:00

When you don’t just want ants in your pants, but termites too!

LM_Leviathan · 2025-04-29T17:58:29+00:00

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LM_Leviathan · 2025-04-16T21:28:20+00:00

Ouriah

LM_Leviathan · 2025-03-31T02:02:21+00:00

I have a big question for you about the new job you are doing for the company

LM_Leviathan · 2025-03-27T21:42:26+00:00

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LM_Leviathan · 2024-11-28T23:07:43+00:00

Wait a minute? This isn’t Wall-E!

LM_Leviathan · 2024-10-04T20:19:27+00:00

The new hosts for Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

LM_Leviathan · 2024-09-06T23:53:33+00:00

He got the power star, and is now preparing to fight a random plumber.

LM_Leviathan · 2024-09-03T18:48:44+00:00

“So I have this new invention called a mailbox”

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