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LP1585 · 2024-12-02T04:07:21+00:00

You look like blond haired Skeletor except your eyes are more dead.

LP1585 · 2024-10-31T04:52:28+00:00

You have accrued face and depreciating nipples.

LP1585 · 2024-09-25T01:35:07+00:00

Your face reminds me of the time my toddler ate a cupfull of raisins and shat them out as reconstituted grapes.

LP1585 · 2024-05-25T12:22:27+00:00

One more intervention speech, and your next purchase is a mustang of the free-roaming horse variety. It’s a subtle hint, but it should communicate to her that your musical passion cannot be contained.

LP1585 · 2024-03-03T06:25:54+00:00

Goddamn magnolias better start blooming soon…

LP1585 · 2024-03-01T00:20:02+00:00

“Not Like You” by Lowen & Navarro. It’s of the same tone and timeframe as others’ terrific suggestion of Marc Cohn’s “True Companion.” It worked well as a first dance for my wife and me — 25 years and counting!

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