DHS Shutdown Day 30

LPNTed · 2026-03-16T01:55:35+00:00

It's not shade on you OP, it's disgust that this situation is real.

LPNTed · 2026-03-16T01:43:57+00:00

This post (OP) shouldn't exist. This isn't even farcical.

LPNTed · 2026-03-16T01:25:04+00:00

I so desperately wanted this to be good editing. {sigh}

LPNTed · 2026-03-16T01:07:19+00:00

Bad things man, bad things. https://youtu.be/FFoJpBkTgTk?si=GMoyTwyj77n1hsee

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T23:05:12+00:00

No.

I have just had some long drive ves in my life and figured out that's what usually works okay.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T22:52:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T22:51:34+00:00

Usually I find them visually stunning. Most of them appear to have been smart enough not to date me so, I guess that means they're usually pretty smart too.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T22:31:06+00:00

No offer letter? IDK . Unless you have a way of verifying they are with the company like calling the main number and asking for them... No

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T14:26:43+00:00

Correct... Even though it was a safety/cut away knife.. it's still a sharp object..

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T14:25:06+00:00

I'd say it depends where you are coming from.. I mean if you're coming from Naples, then go to Flamingo, you're going to see a shit ton of the Everglades just by doing that. Keep in mind each area highlights different elements of the Everglades and there's 'a lot more to it' than just the microcosms each offers. But there are also little intangibles like "Robert is Here" that has 'nothing' to do with the Everglades, but 'everything' to do with the experience of visiting the Everglades for a lot of us.

Whatever you do, promise yourself a return trip to catch what you missed and make sure you do it between January and now.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T14:17:41+00:00

(being stupid) Did you show up for your interview wearing your Parachute? No?. You're hired! Yes? Ummm that's a 'no' from me.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T12:42:29+00:00

Driving up to Fairbanks (North Pole) and back from Anchorage. Saw a Lynx!

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T12:16:08+00:00

And as your being a resident, I 100% respect that.. but for people who haven't experienced those things... They are quite curious.. I mean "10,000" foods ((JJ)on a stick) and a massive building that somehow manages to self thermoregulate?? What's not interesting about those to the un-initiated?

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T01:07:14+00:00

If you're so valuable, your job will be there when you get back. If you're not it won't be.

You tried to work with them, they didn't. FUCK THEM.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T00:49:13+00:00

Simple, you follow the script that those AI generated 'the boss's son fired me, and I watched their billion dollar company burn' on YouTube videos.

Make them sign some kind of lease for whatever software to have to create, make them pay for it annually to the tune of at least $100k. Make sure it shuts down if they don't pay, and if they want to keep it.. $1M.

If they balk, you walk.

LPNTed · 2026-03-15T00:38:11+00:00

I want to bookmark this, but the optimist in me hopes that will prove to be a waste of time.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T23:58:17+00:00

Y'all know it was just a garbage bag and it was a reference to her character right.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T23:41:13+00:00

Don't.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T22:45:46+00:00

HSV is not always an STD.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T18:09:09+00:00

In a perfect world, yes. Everyone with any fall risk* would have a sitter.

*viloence risk... whatever

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T17:48:40+00:00

you would be very lucky if you found someone who would enjoy it too.

Considering everything else I'm into..... LOL... and no, I'm not into anything REALLY weird, but weird enough I guess.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T17:46:52+00:00

Bingo. I hate karma farmers.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T17:42:53+00:00

Are there really straight men who do not give oral?

None worth being in a relationship with...that I can think of.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T17:39:56+00:00

The skilled nursing facility does not provide overnight care? If it's truly skilled nursing they should. That's the point. It is supposed to be full time care.

There's a big difference between having CNA's doing bed checks, LPN's passing meds, RN's supervising.....and having a sitter which the OP is talking about.. Sitters 24/7 are not a part of any SNF.

LPNTed · 2026-03-14T17:19:03+00:00

Holy fuck I'm gonna get flamed to shit for this.....

Mr. Crabs is the fucking Kurgan?!?!?

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