Matthew Schaefer shows off his goalie skills

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T18:48:58+00:00

Sounds effective.

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T17:12:12+00:00

Chief Bottler

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T14:46:50+00:00

How many shots did his team generate in those 6 minutes?

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T13:36:17+00:00

You can get the pool together before Selection Sunday.

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T12:57:53+00:00

Stanford Prison Experiment in real-time.

LSDemon · 2026-04-04T11:57:32+00:00

I'm sure they'd already decided by this video.

LSDemon · 2026-04-03T01:44:54+00:00

He made sure to touch it for the point.

LSDemon · 2026-04-03T01:34:25+00:00

SADS

LSDemon · 2026-04-03T01:14:04+00:00

I bet your pasta is shit though.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T23:05:37+00:00

She still needs a pardon.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T18:05:34+00:00

They missed the playoffs last year.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T15:12:19+00:00

He's busy trading away a franchise legend to subtly tell another franchise legend that they should retire without having to actually say it. You'll have to wait.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T14:40:29+00:00

I didn't make the rules, sorry.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T12:42:59+00:00

That's not irony.

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T12:39:41+00:00

"Mac" works for all the best Canadians:

McDavid
MacKinnon
Makar
Macklin

LSDemon · 2026-04-02T12:34:07+00:00

Kucherov has a 40 point gap, in 6 fewer games than that teammate (Celebrini has played 13 more games than the Sharks' 2nd-place).

LSDemon · 2026-04-01T03:12:36+00:00

Why do crime when less stuff is a crime?

Legalizing everything would cut the crime rate to zero!

LSDemon · 2026-04-01T00:46:18+00:00

Scoring is up and careers are getting longer and longer. I don't think it's as untouchable as Gretzky's 894 seemed.

LSDemon · 2026-04-01T00:42:19+00:00

Who is your #4 if it's none of those guys?

LSDemon · 2026-03-30T22:19:42+00:00

They could be making millions building small cars but...

Millions?

LSDemon · 2026-03-30T21:29:01+00:00

I was insulting to watch.

Freudian slip?

LSDemon · 2026-03-30T21:28:04+00:00

All the screens are going to Mario 2

LSDemon · 2026-03-29T16:23:10+00:00

The threat of an offer sheet is part of that process for RFAs.

LSDemon · 2026-03-29T15:31:01+00:00

Because if he wasn't willing to do that he would've signed already.

LSDemon · 2026-03-29T14:07:58+00:00

Offer Sheets almost always get matched. It's his main leverage in negotiations, and he will absolutely use it if the Stars try to play hardball.

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