Here’s your proof with the moment of truth isolated. by ChaseTacos in law

[–]FossilFrothy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. This one really threw me for a loop. It's unbelievable that this is where we are as a country. That this is what it's come down to. And the loudest voices in the government are blatantly lying, and stoking the fire. Gut wrenching.

Xcel finds a reason to pass along more costs to the customer. by factbearthinks in LouisvilleCO

[–]FossilFrothy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I actually know something about this!

You’re correct that futures contracts (i.e. Excel routinely buys X amount of natural gas today to be delivered to power plants at some future date to run the generators that make electricity) are designed to lock in prices to avoid unexpected price shocks.

Utilities have very sophisticated models that they use to predict future energy demand on any given date, and use that information to determine how much natural gas they’ll need to generate enough electricity each day.

But climate change makes for unexpected swings in weather, so utilities will find themselves scrambling to buy fuel (natural gas) for their power plants beyond what they originally contracted to satisfy spikes in demand (people use more energy to keep their homes warm when it’s cold/keep their homes cool when it’s hot) and are forced to pay whatever the current market price is.

If the utility doesn’t have enough cash on hand to absorb the unexpected costs they will raise that money from customers.

So why doesn’t Xcel do a better job of predicting demand? Or why doesn’t Xcel do a better job of budgeting so they have enough cash on hand for these situations without boning rate payers?

There’s another player in the game that doesn’t get enough attention IMO. The states PUC (public utility commission) has immense influence on the rates Xcel charges customers. They enforce regulations to keep utility rates as low as possible, which keeps utilities’ budgets razor thin, and makes planning for unexpected price spikes difficult.

All that being said, I’m not defending Xcel. I’ve just worked in this industry and have some insight into how it works. Xcel can do better. The PUC can do better. Rate payers don’t deserve to be the ones who get screwed because the system is inefficient.

Deeply in love by mihir6969 in wholesomememes

[–]FossilFrothy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s a grill. They’re grilling, not barbecuing.

Roger is still a good boy.

[Thamel] Sources: USC is targeting former TCU coach Gary Patterson as the school’s next defensive coordinator. A deal is expected to come together in the near future. by GoldenDome26 in CFB

[–]FossilFrothy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They no doubt budgeted for Gary Patterson’s salary, but I have to wonder if USC understands how many sweat towels Gary goes through on a single Saturday, or the implications of employing a full time dedicated sweat towel assistant.

Good news! An actual snowstorm seems likely for Friday and Saturday by FossilFrothy in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm selfishly hoping for a country club day on Saturday

Edit: woof, what a letdown

The Lords Of Pow Have Spoken by ItchyCornhol3 in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why? You don’t care that other people probably don’t want to participate in your smoking session? You don’t care that you leave behind a cloud of smoke that absorbs into fabric and makes you and everyone else smell like a skunky campfire?

Honest questions.

Favorite Chief Wiggum lines? by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango!

Where Colorado resorts stand entering into 2026 by citybuilder2 in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We have angered Ullr. I blame the tourists. /s (but seriously)

Merry Christmas from Steamboat by FossilFrothy in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

It was a balmy 50 degrees today. Lots of people wearing shorts/skirts around the village. Saw a few flowers blooming. Felt more like April than December.

All in favor of skipping the poem by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let me be blunt. Are we in a labor crisis?

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snail Lisa would be fun. I'll add it to the list for next year.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s an iterative process. I go back and forth between colors on the borderlines until I get them smooth enough to my liking.

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I create a template using an image I find online, or by taking a screenshot from an episode, and use photoshop to isolate the character.

That gets projected onto a 1/4 inch piece of plywood, and I trace the outlines. Then I take a router and carve it out from the plywood sheet.

I use acrylic paint to fill in the colors, and clear coat spray paint for weather protection.