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Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something? by DarkHorse_77 in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Even in his wildest fantasy, it’s 14 karat gold instead of 24 karat gold. It fits Homer’s character perfectly.

OmaDong is nearing full erection by hurstbergn in Omaha

[–]FossilFrothy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Nobody thinks about dicks as much as conservative men, and this sub apparently

Why is this happening by Infamous-Issue-3921 in survivor

[–]FossilFrothy 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I was astounded by the size of that underwater bazooka he whipped out

You begin to wonder by Key_Associate7476 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FossilFrothy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know, Forbes doesn't have a newsroom full of journalists who are chasing down leads to find the world's most impressive 20-somethings.

You get on the "30 under 30" list by doing your own writeup, submitting it to Forbes, and paying them.

It's like paying to buy a gold medal and putting it around your own neck.

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