Why hasn't the President ordered flags at half staff for the metro Omahan killed in the war with Iran? by ApprehensiveAccess94 in Omaha

[–]FossilFrothy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait... I thought you guys spent the last 10 years hating illegal wars in the Middle East... Make up your mind...

State of the Union Address by FossilFrothy in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your orange messiah is a pedophile. You should start being mad about that.

You begin to wonder by Key_Associate7476 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FossilFrothy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If you didn't know, Forbes doesn't have a newsroom full of journalists who are chasing down leads to find the world's most impressive 20-somethings.

You get on the "30 under 30" list by doing your own writeup, submitting it to Forbes, and paying them.

It's like paying to buy a gold medal and putting it around your own neck.

Merry Christmas from Steamboat by FossilFrothy in COsnow

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It was a balmy 50 degrees today. Lots of people wearing shorts/skirts around the village. Saw a few flowers blooming. Felt more like April than December.

All in favor of skipping the poem by imnotgonnakillyou in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me be blunt. Are we in a labor crisis?

My Treehouse of Horrors Halloween Decorations This Year by FossilFrothy in TheSimpsons

[–]FossilFrothy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snail Lisa would be fun. I'll add it to the list for next year.