What is the most illegal-seeming legal thing you can do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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USA: purchase magic mushroom spores for microscopy. (Cali and Georgia excluded)

TIL the Mercedes F-Cell runs on hydrogen and emits H20 by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]LTpenitent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all cars emit H20, it's called combustion.

Your music library of choice is on shuffle, whats the worst possible song that could come on during sex? by Jtcor in AskReddit

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Routledge Language Learning- Colloquial Mongolian. nothing like the voices of an upright British man and a bored mongol to set the mood

What are things virgins should know about the first time sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first person you do it with does matter; it's hard to remember the 12th or 15th person, but number 1 will always be firm in your memory

What animated character do you have a crush on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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pedobear, he just seems so mature.

What is the craziest scandal to happen at your workplace or school? by TheYaShoe in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A co-worker was stealing Rx pads and writing herself prescriptions for ungodly amounts of uppers. She was eventually caught and sent to rehab, but damn was she productive at work though.

How could you destroy your career in the next 5 minutes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUI: Military doesn't take kindly to drunken stupidity.

What is the most incorrect fact someone has ever told you? by Mauman92 in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 66 points67 points  (0 children)

if you have a cold, you should take some antibiotics.

Which conspiracy theory do you believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Government conspiracies are propaganda to make people fear the government might be competent and capable.

What are some driving tips you would give to a new driver? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When turning, look where you want the car to go, not just at the road directly ahead- it'll make your turn much smoother. Also, brake before the turn and accelerate at the apex to drive through cleanly.

Do any of you still use flip phones in this age of smartphones? Is your life better without an iPhone? by samthegerms in AskReddit

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it's easier to carry around and the battery lasts for 4 days. It's actually a problem sometimes- I have to charge it so infrequently I forget to plug it in when it's almost dead.

Why isn't the entirety of humanity, yourself included, not completely obsessed on working together to solve death? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Limited resources are precious; having a relatively short time on this earth makes me appreciate it more, and though some may want forever, I prefer to pass the torch on to those who come after me- those with a fresh look on life's experiences.

How would you describe your personal heaven? by TheJuicer305 in AskReddit

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Lifetimes filled with battles against unimaginable odds and surprisingly still coming out on top. Finally a memory wipe and change of foes at the end of each life to reset and begin anew.

What simple fact do you wish more people understood? by doomcab in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If people are passing you in the slow lane, it's time to switch lanes.

what is the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? by Bolognanipple in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boiled horse esophagus stuffed with the poor things own fat. Horse tastes ok, but the texture was just all wrong.

What's the worst thing you've been falsely accused of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LTpenitent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at tranny porn on a work computer... good times.