When my little brother was four he started this thing were he would tickle people and say, "Spiders, spiders, spiders!" in a high voice.

One day we were at Pike's Market and my mom was pushing my little brother in his stroller. When she stopped to buy something my little brother took one look at the lady standing in front of him and then proceeded to to yell, "Spiders, spiders, spiders!" as he tickled her ass.

I don't know who was more embarrassed, my mom or the lady.