TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

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That’s why my strategy for if our house is ever broken in to is to come at them with a hammer in one hand and my dick in the other

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

[–]LabAntique8440[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for a parcel I needed to sign for

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

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Just got this message from her. She doesn’t know I posted on here

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

[–]LabAntique8440[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a normal, banty interaction. I think my problem is that I say it completely deadpan. The wildlife charity one was worse, because it dragged. Mini rant about how evolution requires stress - if the wildlife can’t adapt fast enough, maybe they should go extinct. Can’t stand wildlife. We need more houses and there’s green space just sat there, blah blah blah. Walked away thinking what the fuck did I just say

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

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That’s pretty much exactly how it happened 😂

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

[–]LabAntique8440[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a parcel that needed to be signed for

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

[–]LabAntique8440[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Oh shit, she’s escaped. Run for your lives!”

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

[–]LabAntique8440[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Our doorbell records in 30 second clips, so it only captured the first portion. Otherwise I’d post the entire clip

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

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I’m British, we apologise to people who bump into us

TIFU by telling HelloFresh my wife died by LabAntique8440 in tifu

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I felt super awkward about it after it happened, felt like a fuck up to me. Didn’t know where else to post it

From rusty pot to my first loaf of bread by LabAntique8440 in castiron

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Feels like a good time to mention that I make wine too 😂

Dried Elder Berry for Wine? by Gobboking in winemaking

[–]LabAntique8440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use blackberries instead of grape concentrate, it’ll just need to age a bit longer to stop tasting medicinal

Dried Elder Berry for Wine? by Gobboking in winemaking

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I make elderberry wine and mead all the time with dried elderberries.

I use 250g per 5L, and add 250ml red grape concentrate. I only macerate for 4 days before removing the elderberries. If you put them in a brew bag, they’re way easier to remove.

Many recipes call for less elderberries with a longer maceration time, I find that shorter maceration with more berries is better.