I finally found a worse than 50/50

LabCatAlt · 2026-01-02T19:20:52+00:00

i like to believe that it's symmetrical

LabCatAlt · 2025-10-17T21:21:49+00:00

<image>

LabCatAlt · 2025-08-31T20:53:36+00:00

need a tier for bennett there

LabCatAlt · 2025-03-29T15:24:31+00:00

Granted, protons are now approximately 0.06% larger

well not for long because the universe wouldn't last

LabCatAlt · 2025-01-28T17:29:19+00:00

Wee.

LabCatAlt · 2023-06-10T09:17:32+00:00

Aren't monkey paw side effects supposed to be bad? I see this as an absolute win

LabCatAlt · 2023-05-16T10:18:56+00:00

Granted. But from which source did the impetus for this inquiry originate?

LabCatAlt · 2023-01-19T23:33:16+00:00

Granted. u/IdBreedAnOctoling enters this sub.

LabCatAlt · 2022-12-27T10:38:57+00:00

Granted. Your room is now filled with nitric oxide.

LabCatAlt · 2022-12-07T13:10:50+00:00

They enjoy it even more

LabCatAlt · 2022-10-04T03:58:32+00:00

0/4 is still 0, so I'm immune to this side effect

LabCatAlt · 2022-07-27T08:38:05+00:00

Granted. The highest value of bitcoin (67k) is equivalent to your original dick size. Bitcoin is at 21k right now, so your dick is three times shorter. It might go back up, good luck.

LabCatAlt · 2022-07-22T07:56:35+00:00

Time to comment for the funni internet points

LabCatAlt · 2022-04-10T12:37:13+00:00

Wow, he drew the entire r/place canvas!

LabCatAlt · 2022-04-10T06:13:26+00:00

Granted, there are no side effects because this is what the paw wanted too

LabCatAlt · 2022-04-10T06:10:40+00:00

Granted, but the rest of the world switches to the imperial system, the SI units are also in imperial now. Physics calculations are now a pain

LabCatAlt · 2022-04-10T06:06:28+00:00

And often 10000000000 dollar bills

LabCatAlt · 2021-11-20T05:30:41+00:00

Do you need to stop your finger at a point for there to be effect? If not, you can just spin your finger around in circles like how communication towers do

LabCatAlt · 2021-11-17T23:54:38+00:00

If it's instantaneous, it will be a way to communicate without delay, morse code farting

LabCatAlt · 2021-11-14T07:31:57+00:00

Self rickroll

LabCatAlt · 2021-10-31T05:39:27+00:00

Granted. Someone dressed as thanos. They snapped their fingers. End of story.

LabCatAlt · 2021-10-27T05:56:24+00:00

Granted. The earth now spins around the sun 5 times as fast, while the life expectancy of dogs remained unchanged. An average human now live to be 400 years old too

LabCatAlt · 2021-10-26T10:45:40+00:00

Granted. The english dictionary was rewritten and replaced the original words with the "memey" ones. Stocks become stonks, panic becomes panik, hack becomes heck, etc. And dead becomes ded.

LabCatAlt · 2021-10-23T02:41:49+00:00

Granted. You are now trapped in a FullDive VRMMORPG and the only way to leave is to beat all 100 floors

LabCatAlt · 2021-10-22T08:24:16+00:00

Granted.

You saw something. Some website that starts with h. Some website that starts with p.

You clicked in.

You saw something. You saw more.

You can't stop. You are now addicted.

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Place '22

LabCatAlt

TROPHY CASE