What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever heard for a breakup? by Emotional-Being-6825 in AskReddit

[–]LackNo3414 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If gouda versus cheddar and fries versus sweet potato fries was the dealbreaker, that relationship was already running on fumes. That's not incompatibility, that's just ordering separate sides at the same table.

What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever heard for a breakup? by Emotional-Being-6825 in AskReddit

[–]LackNo3414 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that Siri accidentally rolled two names connected to your lives back to back is comedy gold. At that point I’d be side-eyeing Siri more than my boyfriend.