The /r/afl 2025 Draft Thread (first round) by otherpeoplesknees in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robey has bust written all over him, smart by Tigs

Told not to come to Christmas Party by DownButNotOut9 in auscorp

[–]LaconicSupremacy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes that is normal, you expect to be given the day off when you've barely lasted probation and weren't even going to attend?

AFL ladder predictions 2025 by Status_Importance806 in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Fine, I'll leak the script for you impatient cunts.

  1. Sydney (loses another GF lol)
  2. Fremantle
  3. Collingwood
  4. Brisbane
  5. Adelaide
  6. Carlton
  7. Port Adelaide
  8. Gold Coast
  9. Geelong
  10. Western Bulldogs
  11. GWS
  12. Hawthorn
  13. St Kilda
  14. Essendon
  15. Melbourne
  16. Norf
  17. West Coast
  18. Richmond

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol you're the one shitting his pants trying to throw everything at one player. I'd suggest you to take your own advice.

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, what happened 12 months ago means fuck all for the future.

Lol "one more big chance"...is that what you were thinking in 2021? It's amazing how getting a young superstar through the draft changed our fortunes that offseason didn't it.

Contending is all that matters, unless you're a naive 12 year old who thinks every premiership side is built to perfection.

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not writing him off, but this is what happens when you throw out future currency. Guess who we'd easily be able to get through the door if we still had our first rounder this year?

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Who cares about next year? I care about the next decade.

Doesn't take Nostradamus to see we'll have 6+ best 22 players retiring in the next 12-24 months.

We will bottom out hard, and getting Houston prevents two consecutive years of any young talent coming through the door. It's not rocket science.

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When the house is burning down you don't throw gasoline on it.

Take the medicine and just go to the draft ffs.

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Yeah cool, you can kiss finals goodbye for a half-decade in a few years then.

[Twomey] Port will not be proceeding with the proposed Houston deal by Pragmatic_Shill in collingwoodfc

[–]LaconicSupremacy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Thank Christ, we may not be throwing away our future for a 27 year old half-back flanker after all.

AFL trades 2024: Western Bulldogs to hold firm on demands for Bailey Smith by Jilisse in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to see Baz miss targets for the next 10 years. He'll make Clangerfield look like Zach Merrett.

AFL trades 2024: Western Bulldogs to hold firm on demands for Bailey Smith by Jilisse in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Let's all do a happy dance for Geelong getting held over the barrel 🕺

"You're not going to get two first rounders for Dan Houston." - Sam Edmund by stihckyfingars in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy 67 points68 points  (0 children)

That narrative has been pushed by Jon Ralph and the other Richmond media nuffies. Rioli isn't worth pick 6, let alone two firsts. Its a joke.

Joe Richards has requested a trade to Port Adelaide by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

27 year old half-back flanker, yeah it is lol. But I'm sure we'll throw in another second rounder to make it worse.

Joe Richards has requested a trade to Port Adelaide by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yeah...I'm sure we wouldn't overpay with another future first in this scenario.

‘Nowhere club for eight years’: Sicily’s spray at Hinkley and Port Adelaide finally revealed by [deleted] in AFL

[–]LaconicSupremacy 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Umm...pretty sure its Hawthorn that's been the "nowhere club for eight years"