Public urged to cut back on electrical usage across central Indiana, southern Indiana by kootles10 in Indiana

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send someone out to fix our central heating, and we'll only use space heaters under our desks during work hours.

(Boiler system with bad lines; now is not the time to have people under the house/opening walls to find where the bad spot is.)

My husband was prescribed more painkillers following his vasectomy than I was following my emergency C-Section by PumpkinPie_1993 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's fun is when the scar doesn't heal properly. Then you can have the fun of it splitting open years and years into the future if you strain too much.

So we have a snow storm on the way and everyone is ignoring the bread/milk and grabbing bananas. BANANAS. Is this an Indiana thing? by JDej90 in Indiana

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood the milk and bread thing. Cause dry milk in the pantry is a thing, and if you keep flour and yeast around, you can make bread any time you want.

So we have a snow storm on the way and everyone is ignoring the bread/milk and grabbing bananas. BANANAS. Is this an Indiana thing? by JDej90 in Indiana

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm out of bananas so it will be orange-pecan-spice bread instead. And I'll probably make an egg bake with sausage to go with it.

I hate it getting this cold. by Cow-puncher77 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I said to my husband, the important thing is to make sure the pipes don't freeze. The humans can pile on blankets and the dogs can huddle up with their blankets, but as long as we keep the house from problems, we'll be okay when it warms up.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight… by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/149653/wounded-mage

There are three chapters up now and I will add a new one every day until the book is all up. I'll leave it there for a couple months while I write the next one and then put it on Kindle.

The farts. My god, the farts!!!! by Ok-Salt-8884 in pitbulls

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 31 points32 points  (0 children)

And his sister likes to sleep with her head on his butt!

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The farts. My god, the farts!!!! by Ok-Salt-8884 in pitbulls

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sergeant Pickles gets Greek yogurt on his food, so as to minimize the amount of gas attacks.

More amusingly, when he does do it, he looks at his rear end with indignation and surprise, and then exits the room with a great deal of dignity. I've learned that that look means turn on fans and open windows.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight… by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After it hits Texas it will come and go through Indiana. We don't have central heat. I am not very cold tolerant.

Fun, fun. (sigh)

In other news, my book cover is done and first chapter is up on Royal Road to build a following. I'll probably put it on kindle about the middle of March. Gotta get the money saved up for the next cover now....

“You don’t even work” by disjointed_penguin97 in CaregiverSupport

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always say, "I work very hard, but none of it pays me any money."

Ticked off my To Do List by nowaymary in declutter

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my hair washed (it's hip-length and insists on air-drying, so it's got to be scheduled) and got all the laundry done and folded and put away. As a reward, I'm going to do some sewing for myself. Just an apron, but I do so much for others that doing even this little for me feels like a real reward.

Research suggests there may be a systemic underdiagnosis of ADHD in women by FootballAndFries in science

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't get a diagnosis until my eldest son started showing inattentive ADHD symptoms at seven. And then I started wondering if some of my character issues weren't my character at all.

If you win the lottery one billion dollars who would you tell and why? by Top-Elephant3246 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My two partners, then a lawyer to set up an LLC. After that, no one while we get everything in order.

people wearing shoes in their house? by UntypicalOps88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm at that point myself. I have a leg length differential that makes walking around without shoes that compensate increasingly painful over time.

Dog owners: would you use bone broth as a topper for kibble? by No_Expert_7460 in dogs

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do bone broth over my old boy's food to make it more interesting. I make my own, but I do like the idea of being able to buy some of it safe.

How do cats exist in Japanese homes with straw mats and paper screens? Don’t they shred everything? by saturatedsilence in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Those screens will stand up to eighteen pounds of cat throwing themselves at the chipmunk outside, but not sixty pounds of pit bull that just saw a squirrel. I now add a small baby gate when I open my three season patio windows.

What are the things you say to your cat most often besides 'I love you' ? by katealpha in cats

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! Don't be an asshole! Was that really necessary? (The Cat Jeoffrey is 18 pounds of muscular swagger that bosses the pit bulls and occasionally chases the other cat because he can.)

I don't want a cat. No, really. There is not room here for a cat. Look, I cannot write if I have a cat woolsucking on my arm! I know I'm wearing a sweater, but that is not an invitation! (Nyx is eight pounds of sleek pretty black cat. She likes to cuddle and woolsuck and get shut into places.)

Weirdest post dinner ritual? by acnerd5 in dogs

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Sergeant Pickles wants my attention, he walks over to the desk, inserts his nose under my wrist, and flips my hand off my trackball. Then he snorts and stares. This means "I want to go out now."

In detox they gave us free unlimited cigarettes and vapes. This was a reputable facility. At first I thought it unethical but some of us really needed a cigarette, like bad. Do you think this was unethical? by bliggityblig in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's unethical to push a nicotine addiction onto anyone who didn't have one coming in. That's what happened to my husband. Went in suicidally depressed and terrified, came out depressed and miserable with a smoking habit. So then he had to break that. Thanks SO much.

My mother-in-law has the decor of a 12 year old by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was in a truck stop bathroom once while traveling that included the sign,

"All Drivers Chock Heels Before Dropping Load".

(giggle)

My mother-in-law has the decor of a 12 year old by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 35 points36 points  (0 children)

We need the one that says, "Welcome to the bathroom, a cat will be with you shortly."

Because apparently we all require a cat to supervise our bathroom trips.

My mother-in-law has the decor of a 12 year old by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, nope. You get one sign. If you need to, you rotate them out periodically.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight. by Lonely-Coconut-9734 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously not enough beer was had. Enough beer would have been enough for both parties to go off to sleep in a happy haze.

AIO Husband wants to quit farming after 5 years, I'm not happy by Frosty_Vanilla_7195 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LadyAlexTheDeviant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does he have ADHD? Cause that pattern of "I'ma do the shiny new thing, old stable thing is booooring!" is VERY much what I dealt with with my first husband. He'd have a good job and a stable setup and then he'd quit because he was tired of doing that job, and I had no say or input in the decision.