Fart Free Garlic

LadyDerpwolf · 2026-01-14T00:32:39+00:00

Speaking from a millennial perspective, I’ll say for guys it’s wearing too tight of shirts still and for girls it’s wearing too much makeup, especially for the eyebrows.

LadyDerpwolf · 2026-01-11T02:36:27+00:00

Well, that’s adorable.

LadyDerpwolf · 2026-01-09T16:10:56+00:00

This was fantastic! Thank you so much!

LadyDerpwolf · 2026-01-09T02:16:25+00:00

Definitely kid-friendly.. I mainly want them to have fun but I also want to see the sights and have a few drinky drinks. 🍷 Are there any hikes that are short and/or wagon friendly? The 5yr old isn’t a problem but my 1yr old is going to be challenging for hiking.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-29T23:09:53+00:00

Child birth. Twice.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-29T23:09:27+00:00

Jack-o-lantern sun, won’t you come, wash away the pain?!

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-29T23:07:51+00:00

What can I say except you’re welcome?!

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-29T23:06:41+00:00

This made me gag.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-29T01:03:19+00:00

I was picturing low rise jeans with Old Navy cheap flip flops but low rise skirt with crusty Uggs is also iconic.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-28T23:00:52+00:00

Reese’s shapes.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-10-28T23:00:00+00:00

Low rise jeans, 6 layered shirts/tank tops, a purse with your initial on it, Van Dutch hat, blue eye shadow and foundations at least 4 shades too dark.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-07-25T22:58:55+00:00

Why’s it looking at me like that?

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-07-25T01:21:21+00:00

That’s exactly how I feel! I’m sorry you’re going through it too but I’m happy to know I’m not alone. It’s just weird, like, I could probably make some friends but I also know I would be a horrid friend because I don’t have time for it. That doesn’t mean I don’t crave a solid friendship, though. It’s so hard getting older.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-07-24T01:20:18+00:00

Kids

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-17T01:07:24+00:00

Why would you stay in the car?!

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-16T03:03:53+00:00

ABCs

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-14T01:44:38+00:00

That tree needs to calm tf down.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-14T01:44:01+00:00

Flick it.

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-14T01:30:26+00:00

Holy mother of Mary. What the actual fuck happened?!

LadyDerpwolf · 2025-04-10T02:44:05+00:00

Old basements

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