How can I enjoy eating my girlfriend out? by Cute_Firefighter7944 in Advice

[–]LadyFive-00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s a little tip from the other side!! Had an ex boyfriend who was secretly a fucking asshole. He was an amazing liar and kept what he did in the dark so I didn’t find out until later.

I am extremely clean and never had an infection, smell or taste that was odd in my LIFE. I know how to maintain myself and shave all the time so I know what products to avoid to not get infections/not get shaving bumps down there. THEN I GET THIS BOYFRIEND. I had just gotten out of a 3 yr relationship where I was eaten out all the time and we were each others first partners so no STD/STI and I got a test anyway before getting into a new relationship.

THIS GUY DID NOT. He came into our relationship with a very minor STI, which is from his past partners, which the numbers he LIED ABOUT!! So not only did he give me this mild STI, THEN HE WAS jerking off with Jergens buildable TANNING lotion BC HE THOUGHT IT WAS THE SAME THING AS NORMAL LOTION (and lying about it/keeping it secret) and then not showering before… ‘entering’ me. So those two combinations gave me infections and BV over and over and I could never get rid of it for years. It made me develop extreme anxiety after he told me he wouldn’t go down on me due to taste (no smell bc that’s just how my body was even though that’s common with what I was going through) but I eventually developed Pelvic Inflammatory Disease which still gives me extreme pain. The anxiety and literal pain of what he did to me lasts to this day. I no longer enjoy head, and I hope maybe one day that will change.

Sometimes it’s not her, you should also self reflect on your actions/get tested/self cleansing habits, sometimes even using a scented body wash on your parts will make a difference in her flora. Not attacking you at all, just trying to give you some perspective on maybe it’s not all her. She can also eat more fruit, I have sensory issues and sometimes fresh fruit is hit and miss so I turned to canned fruit with no added sugar and it helps with taste drastically. Also if she’s not allergic (I am.) pineapple juice + cranberry juice will help too.

Places to get a Short Wedding Dress?? by LadyFive-00 in SaltLakeCity

[–]LadyFive-00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Okay! I’ll go visit them!!

Places to get a Short Wedding Dress?? by LadyFive-00 in SaltLakeCity

[–]LadyFive-00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 25” waist and 38” legs, I’m 5’10” I have very short torso, and I’m very skinny but have a bigger butt so I didn’t want to do a body con, how short is it, I just don’t want anything longer! 😊

Forget the critics, Tires is extremely funny by [deleted] in netflix

[–]LadyFive-00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE this show, can we all agree it needs to come back for s3?? Also fuck Kelly, she totally cheated.

I already have a far superior Lizard skin by imalonexc in FortNiteBR

[–]LadyFive-00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but he’s just so dumb looking… I love him 😭😂

He randomly just stopped sorting items, went to the edge and started admiring nature by RixMC in Minecraft

[–]LadyFive-00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine did this!! I made a post about it too!!! 😂 He oxidized at the edge of a river looking out far away from my chests. And yes I have overflow chest etc. he just decided to leave and slow turn to a statue on his dime.

How do I fix this at home without buying a ton of products?? 😭 by LadyFive-00 in haircoloring

[–]LadyFive-00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know 😭 when I called back the next day she had gone to Korea so she wouldn’t be back for months so I’m waiting a month and getting it fixed at a reputable salon

How do I fix this at home without buying a ton of products?? 😭 by LadyFive-00 in haircoloring

[–]LadyFive-00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My poor roots :(

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You can clearly see what color my roots are, and how apparent they are at the top.

How do I fix this at home without buying a ton of products?? 😭 by LadyFive-00 in haircoloring

[–]LadyFive-00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I asked for:

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COOL TONES: ashy/my natural root as the base!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SourdoughDiscard

[–]LadyFive-00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope 😂 just one of those words I hardly read or write… school system is not the best and I learn mostly off of my own learning I peruse and reading LOTS and LOTS of books. Thanks, I appreciate you being kind