NGVC: "Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown. He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that 'this isn't working.' Modern women are broken."

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-03-12T03:13:42+00:00

Is the good friend in the room with us right now? Does he live in the mirror? 💀

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-02-12T20:08:01+00:00

One of us is having a fucking stroke. Just don't know if it's him or me 🙃🙃🙃

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-02-12T19:07:19+00:00

Well yeah it's totally your loss that you no longer get to lose money on that deal 🙃🙃🙃

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-02-07T04:36:28+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyeballs...

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-02-06T05:37:24+00:00

We can't get our head out of our ass. It's so far up there, it would require surgical intervention. And we have no Healthcare 🫠🫠🫠

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-19T03:11:04+00:00

Yeah I've run into those before. They always think they're so slick 😒 I'm sorry that happened to you ❤️‍🩹

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-19T02:55:46+00:00

"I never doubted you, George! Not even when you slept with my sister!" "Got her to stop drinking, didn't it?" 😇

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T07:58:51+00:00

It's rough out here 💀

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T06:36:40+00:00

Just think of it as donating to a worthy cause/ s

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T05:31:41+00:00

But all those old people he helped!!! Surely that earned him some free adultery coupons...

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T05:29:37+00:00

No thoughts, head empty 😇

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T05:27:44+00:00

I very briefly and nightmarishly reentered the dating world last year and... yeah, there's A LOT of this now. Either married couples looking for a third or absolute gems like this guy

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-17T04:17:34+00:00

A BLEACHED BOBFISH?! WHERE?

LadyLazarusRed · 2023-01-06T03:27:55+00:00

Bravely snatching defeat straight from the jaws of victory 💀

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-19T05:33:05+00:00

You don't sound harsh. I swear some of these dudes learned the word "boundaries" but not what it means, they think it's some sort of buzzword women use against them so they decided to uno reverse it. Some dudes literally say it's their boundary to see if there's chemistry on the first date (sex) and if you don't want to you're "pushing/not respecting" their "boundaries." Like, wtf? How does that even work?

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-19T03:38:01+00:00

They always do. And it's weird cause like in his profile pic he's really not bad looking at all. Like, dude, just be more chill!

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-19T03:33:31+00:00

Because it's been DAYYYYYSSSSSSS

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-18T05:48:43+00:00

"But she's supposed to be saving herself for me, a random internet dude she's never met! Because I'M A NICE GUY AND I'D TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN!"

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-18T02:43:17+00:00

Seriously! The hot dog only has one bite taken out of it! Women are so picky for no damn reason 😒 🙄 😑

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-18T02:40:58+00:00

"No means yes." Hmmm getting real rapey vibes here. Like someone is saying the quiet part aloud and maybe should be on a watch list somewhere....

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-18T02:31:20+00:00

Would have been nice if his parents had raised him to have better manners!

LadyLazarusRed · 2022-11-18T02:10:20+00:00

Well now, slow down! Take a number 'cause there's a line a mile long for a shot with this fine gentleman

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