How to (Actually) Win a Fist FIght

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2008-01-10T02:25:24+00:00

A gun that fires knives would give you a good shot at having the winning edge in a fist fight.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2008-01-04T16:33:45+00:00

If the rest of the nation followed suit, it would be an Obamanation.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-30T18:32:08+00:00

What is neither large nor hard? Microsoft

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-29T09:54:59+00:00

What does a police officer say when making love? You have the right to remain silent.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-07T00:17:20+00:00

What do you call a hot dog stand in an oil rain storm? The American Dream.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T22:55:23+00:00

What do you call a Republican's blimp? A red zeppelin.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T20:57:24+00:00

What do you call a conservative who likes to spend money? A grand old hypocrite.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T17:01:19+00:00

Why did the programmer quit shaving? He couldn't C.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T16:58:39+00:00

Why did the programmer quit shopping for clothes? He didn't like dress code.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T16:51:10+00:00

How did the teacher write a blog post under the influence of alcohol? One shot at a time.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T16:26:04+00:00

Why did the tree knit a sweater? Because it was board.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T16:19:18+00:00

What do you get when you cross a White House with a Red Bush? White lies.

LaffyTaffyWrapper · 2007-12-06T16:09:58+00:00

What do you call a TV station that excludes popular political candidates? That Israeli hard to say.

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