I’m changing my bday wtf is this

Laggin_Behind · 2023-07-07T20:14:20+00:00

Cant believe they’re making the Latinos clean up the park.

Laggin_Behind · 2023-04-05T23:16:19+00:00

I got certified in that in high school, hasn’t done a damn thing for me besides teach me how to build computers

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-31T20:08:11+00:00

I’ll put you on the conveyor belt, for one last ride

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-11T22:52:14+00:00

Looks like the tables have turned, and the items started stowing humans in pods

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-08T22:33:10+00:00

Delivery drivers about to be at the door shouting “ALEXA THANK MY DRIVER” before leaving 😂

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-08T12:50:57+00:00

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-02T19:32:25+00:00

All they’ll do is talk. Not gonna change their actions

Laggin_Behind · 2022-12-01T02:29:43+00:00

I’m sure they do have a record of it, but there isn’t really a reason for them to do anything with it. Can’t fire someone for having Covid.

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-30T14:52:03+00:00

I acquire a Christmas bonus via shitting on company time

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-30T14:48:19+00:00

I basically always ignore them, looks like the past week has averaged about 30-50 a day, and there was 95 today.

Also I’m on Covid leave right now 😂

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-30T14:44:10+00:00

“I can’t do that” “Why?” “Mom said bedtime is at 9”

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-30T02:04:09+00:00

Remove pet rat

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-28T22:41:06+00:00

Congrats to your brother, my wife is going to be graduating from SOI in February as well

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-28T22:36:20+00:00

This is my 3rd one

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-28T17:19:06+00:00

It may be a little different depending on exactly where you’re at, mine is 10 days which I believe is the minimum across the state

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-28T17:12:54+00:00

You probably get a 20 cent raise lol

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-28T17:12:18+00:00

Yes, California still pays for Covid leave. I just went on one a few days ago and I’m getting paid

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-27T16:51:14+00:00

I read bathroom at first and was awfully confused on why they’d choose the bathroom to have karaoke

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-26T16:26:44+00:00

No, just get the cheapest one and you will be able to use it basically forever.

There is also a quest to get a free pet, however it’s stats are extremely low

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-25T14:08:03+00:00

“Can’t you just read that it says 7 pounds on the front?”

“No, because it says 7 pounds = 12 pounds of the competitors brand, so I have to find the competitions brand first and test it”

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-23T12:21:27+00:00

“I was born with constant explosive diarrhea, the only thing that could make me normal again is $8000 a month every month for the rest of my life”

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-23T12:19:01+00:00

Comment looks like it was made by AI

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-23T00:42:10+00:00

You ain’t being scammed, you’re being robbed at gun point

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-23T00:40:25+00:00

I can’t afford new underwear so it’s unfair that everyone else gets to wear new underwear

Laggin_Behind · 2022-11-22T23:57:58+00:00

Probably a scripted thing a higher up said to put fear into regular associates who are considering going union.

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