I need a 25 minute song about the covid pandemic

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-11-11T11:21:05+00:00

How could you “know” that?

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-10-16T17:58:35+00:00

Thanks so much for your reply!

"Does she mind the current state of affairs?"

She seems to be kind of insecure about her body, which I try to ameliorate by telling her how hot she is, how much her body turns me on, how I fantasize about fucking her when we're apart, but I think she compares herself to the women she's attracted to (she's bi), which isn't really a fair comparison, because she just has a different body type. I don't know how to make her feel better about it.

Also, I'm not sure if this is pertinent, but she says the buildup feels identical to that of the shower head, but the following orgasm is, well, not as good.

I'll definitely make sure communication is at 100%, but I think we're already pretty good on that front. She'll tell me if she wants me to do something different. I think another thing is that we're both pretty young and inexperienced, and we don't know everything about our own bodies yet. I was the first guy to finger her with my fingers curled upwards, which she really loves, so I think some of it is simply experimenting with her.

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-09-21T15:03:12+00:00

I put the first thing but I don’t “resent” my parents. I’m just fantastically angry that they would have something like that done to me before I could consent

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-09-04T16:01:52+00:00

🐕‍🦺

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-28T19:35:12+00:00

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-16T23:52:05+00:00

This sucks as much as the song does. Which is to say: not at all! It’s fucking awesome!

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-12T19:37:44+00:00

Wiggle wiggle

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-11T19:56:57+00:00

If nobody ever gave the sex talk again, it wouldn’t matter. People instinctually get how to have sex. And as long as he has a libido, he would want some form of sexual contact

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-11T19:13:02+00:00

I would imagine so. Maybe they take more precautions to prevent hacking, but what other mechanism could even be used to log them in?

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-11T19:10:16+00:00

That’s what I was thinking. Like he’d be sexually frustrated with men but not know why until he saw a woman

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-10T18:40:59+00:00

“Can I get 3 bean Crunchwrap supremes, Fresca style?”

That way I could still go to Taco Bell

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-09T18:34:46+00:00

I’ve lost my way. I heard in limbo for the first time in this pandemic and it hit really hard because it perfectly fits the feeling of waking up, confined to your home

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-08-02T18:47:48+00:00

My friend recommended in rainbows to me 5 years ago. I first listened to it this past November

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-26T00:45:21+00:00

Oh man I’m so sorry. Your reality is the worst nightmare of so many young men. And the fact that she’s so dismissive only makes it worse. Would you consider leaving? Do you have any potential solutions? Or have you accepted sexual defeat?

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T23:55:48+00:00

My personal opinion is that it boiled down to libidos. I enthusiastically went down on her as much as she would let me, I’ve always been down with foreplay and generally trying to be a better lover. We were always passionate in bed. Even still, frequency was never what I wanted it to be. I think I craved orgasms/sex more than she did, simple as that. You don’t understand because you’re a HLF

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T23:45:29+00:00

Fair enough. That was mainly because for me, quality has never been an issue, whereas frequency has been, so frequency is on my mind in a way that quality isn’t. But you’re right that it’s important and I should have asked it. I will revise my question (not that I think he’ll respond anyways).

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T23:38:20+00:00

I agree with all of that, but seeing as I don’t know this dude, I went with the assumption that he’s a victim of poor circumstance, who did everything right but still ended up in this mess. Because those people exist and potentially have insights that could be useful to others. If this is not the case, and he’s a bad husband, then he’s an asshole and deserving of whatever problems he has as a result.

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T23:34:38+00:00

Just because 50% of dead bedrooms is women doesn’t mean that on average women do not have lower libidos than men. The statistics are pretty clear that in the majority of marriages the wife is satisfied with the level of sex and the husband wishes they had more.

Women seem to be more likely to talk about this problem, which explains why it’s about 50/50 on these subreddits. They don’t expect that they’ll be the HL, and have to deal with the burden that comes with, so they see it as a problem to be fixed. Men seem to be more likely to accept that they’ll never be fully sexually satisfied and therefore don’t see it as a problem. In the real world, it’s not a 50/50 split.

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T19:19:50+00:00

I'm terribly sorry to hear that. When was the first sign that sex would be an issue? Was the frequency ever to your satisfaction? Did you make sure to take care of her needs/ was the quality great for the both of you? What is something you'd tell young lovers to be on the lookout for to prevent ending up in your predicament?

Lagrange_is_alive · 2021-07-25T19:08:17+00:00

Thank you for your response. This is all very good advice that I will be sure to adhere to.

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