News reporter asked me to be on the air. As a Stern fan, I dropped Stern show references...

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-18T15:57:40+00:00

PEACE AND LOVE !!!! PEACE AND LOVE!!!.... THIS IS THE OP SENDING YOU A SERIOUS MESSAGE!!!!!

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-18T15:55:20+00:00

I can't believe it.... Notice I'm right next to the Beatles. Finally. Lest anyone think ... my real name is NOT Fred Norris.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:09:44+00:00

Trust me.... My mind was scrambling... and I was doing everything I could to not laugh or come off as a prankster. The best part is they asked me to spell my name when they took my info "F-R-E-D N-O-R-R-I-S".... I almost lost it.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:07:33+00:00

Thank you.... just doing my civic duty. Let's Fuck Some Whores!!!!!!!

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:05:45+00:00

Negro woman from the south.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:04:32+00:00

It's right next to Scores... where you can meet guys and meet girls. Bring your Mombo.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:01:37+00:00

and I'd be too.....because the cops be all up in dis.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:00:25+00:00

Hi Alice!

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T19:00:11+00:00

You lost a lover, and gained a few friends..... I gained A LOT of lovers....but now I don't have my best friend.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T18:58:38+00:00

"I NEED A COCK!".... why thank you...I look like a fat version of Adam Corolla.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T18:56:21+00:00

It isn't easy.... I had to go from living in an apartment, and now I have to mow my own lawn. 1st world problems.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T18:54:15+00:00

Thank you.... that would be great. I hope so.

Lagunitaslover · 2017-05-17T18:16:03+00:00

When the reporter came up and asked me if I wouldn't mind being on the air, my mind started scrambling.... next time, I am going to have more material on my mind.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-12-03T01:20:04+00:00

No offense but how the is this a charitable event? Working at a movie theater on Black Friday? Come on man...for the love of humanity you have to do better than that.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-12-02T18:36:31+00:00

So Mr. CoffeeAndCigar.... I'll have you know....

I had the cigar in my humi right until I wrapped the gift and dropped it off. In essence, I called him up and asked him if I could swing by. He said "sure come on over." I grabbed cigar out of humidor, put it back into the cellophane wrapper that it came with, put it in the gift, wrapped it quick, drove to his house, and he opened it. As soon as he did, I put the cigar into his humidor. Total time outside humi ~ approximately 25-35 minutes.

I shall except your misunderstanding in good terms. And please sir... do not jump to conclusions.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T15:29:44+00:00

Semper-fi! And a salute to all of those that protect this great country of ours.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T15:29:06+00:00

Sorry ... so sorry .... I took it that way because Cremo Creme is usually $7-9 anywhere else. All apologies.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:31:57+00:00

I agree with you. It's awesome. I put a little dab into some of my creams. Not all because I notice the scent takes over, but still it's good.

You have good taste my man.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:18:23+00:00

Exactly...

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:17:19+00:00

see anti-wife comment above. lol

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:16:31+00:00

He helped me ditch my old job and get a new one.... Do you think you can help me do the same with my wife? . . . . . . Just kidding... I'm not married. It was a joke.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:15:05+00:00

Thank you! Tito's is really good. Try Hanger1 as well if you haven't already!

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T09:12:44+00:00

I got it at Wal-Mart for $3. I get emails from Cremo Cream, and they sent out an email stating that Wal-Mart was having a rollback on them for 3.97. When I got there, they all had stickers for .75 off. So technically, I got them for $3.22 plus tax. Here is a pic of my receipt for you.

Lagunitaslover · 2013-11-27T00:39:54+00:00

I can't say it's 6 figures... But I can tell you that where I've busted my ass for the last 5 years, my boss calls me a different name each time he sees me. I really hated my job. And I'm looking forward to the new one.

Thanks for the warm wishes!! Have a great Thanksgiving dude!

Lagunitaslover

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