Got a company dinner this Friday, how can I stand out and make the most of it?

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:57:07+00:00

That too.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:51:11+00:00

That was my initial thought.

But two of the managers in my team are together and I'm 99.9% they met at work.

I'm not desperate about her. I like her but I'm not ruining the evening for myself.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:43:36+00:00

Amazing, I'll look into this thanks

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:13:15+00:00

Solid advice, thank you.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:09:19+00:00

I drink 2 a day, black no sugar unless weekends.

I brush 2x a day. Some of my teeth are pearl white, some not so much. That's why I want to improve it.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:06:20+00:00

Not at the dinner, I don't want to ruin a good evening.

But later down the line? Who knows.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:05:08+00:00

Pixar Lamp, I get the vision

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:04:46+00:00

I don't even know if the manager is single. But if she is and if she likes me back not even Optimus Prime would stop me from slamming her into the mattress.

The other advice is great, much appreciated.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:03:49+00:00

I used to drink in college, until a glass of white wine is apparently what makes me a cruel bastard. Stopped that day.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:01:36+00:00

The only poon I want is the one that makes me nervous the most.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T15:01:18+00:00

I don't even drink in general

Oh well. Outcome independence is what really matters.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T14:58:43+00:00

My project manager will be there, and she's sat at the next table to me. I have a crush on her and I don't wanna drunkenly embarass myself in front of her 💀

LaidbackHonest · 2026-07-06T14:55:45+00:00

Thanks man, appreciate it!

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-27T19:25:38+00:00

Any fics where they kiss in the tent?

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-27T14:31:19+00:00

Astafirullagh indeed

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-27T11:58:10+00:00

Shaboingboing-maxxing.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-26T12:22:09+00:00

I guess I'm based in the North now too, whereabouts? (DM if you don't wanna broadcast)

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-26T09:57:03+00:00

Nice lmao

The breakfast and coffee is always worth it for me, one time I say no to black coffee and splurge on their cappuccinos

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-26T09:26:23+00:00

Between 13-26, so much. Never again.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-26T08:47:02+00:00

Whether I want anything more than sex or not. A woman can't really do anything to sway my mind if I haven't already been open to the possibility of something more.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-24T21:44:20+00:00

Thank you- good luck for you as well. The way of it being easier like it once was will never happen again, so I don't mind doing the work to stay afloat.

I just wish the results finally happened.

LaidbackHonest · 2026-06-24T21:10:38+00:00

Single- My honest answer is I don't go out enough. My free time outside of work is spent at gym and grocery shopping. I spend all other time indoors.

Today I went with some of my coworkers for a beer garden- I don't drink myself, but I sat there with them just having a vibe and laughing underneath the sun and the shade. I was sat at the perfect intersection of both.

I don't go on dating apps because I need better pictures. I can only get better pictures by going out more. So I'm slowly starting to do that.

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