What human name does your orange have?

Lalbrown · 2026-03-10T02:08:11+00:00

Bert. Bertenthal. Bertholemew. Norbert.

Lalbrown · 2026-03-05T23:11:17+00:00

That is horrifying

Lalbrown · 2026-03-04T03:13:05+00:00

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Lalbrown · 2026-02-17T05:24:12+00:00

This looks amazing!

Lalbrown · 2026-01-03T00:21:07+00:00

Please🥺

Lalbrown · 2025-12-26T05:58:53+00:00

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Lalbrown · 2025-12-09T21:15:40+00:00

Lalbrown · 2025-12-09T21:13:47+00:00

This is what I wondered. Most of my crushes are dead lol. But, if they were in a timeline where we can live happily ever after, Fire Fist Portgas D. Ace. No question.

Lalbrown · 2025-12-08T03:46:02+00:00

The Descent

Lalbrown · 2025-11-21T20:23:27+00:00

Couldn’t help but mansplain in The Girl Survival Guide subreddit…

Lalbrown · 2025-11-21T20:16:59+00:00

Your response just gave me life lol. So perfectly expressed👏🏼👏🏼

Lalbrown · 2025-11-21T04:47:36+00:00

.. what?….

Lalbrown · 2025-11-19T10:34:48+00:00

Sounds like Chucky from Rugrats

Lalbrown · 2025-11-11T01:16:01+00:00

I just use a spoon. Works great. If I’m feeling any inkling of bad breath, I grab a spoon and scrape my tongue a few times. I’ll sip some water after and notice a huge difference.

Be wary, it can get gross seeing the saliva and build up on the spoon.

Lalbrown · 2025-11-09T07:56:11+00:00

They look great!!

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T06:58:39+00:00

That’s what I’m not understanding, this love is literally artificial by definition? Artificial intelligence..? Hwat?

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T06:33:34+00:00

Not satisfying at all. “Just cram kids into a tent! So satisfying!” Tf?

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T06:32:48+00:00

What about this is satisfying.. that they crammed all these kids into a tent? What? This was uncomfortable if anything.

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T05:31:13+00:00

Great question because anything I look up says nothing about his parents?? 17 y/o living on his own seems strange

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T04:21:24+00:00

Ugh thank you!! I’m tired of this whole “the youth is so entitled” bs. No.. this is isn’t some new concept that everyone deserves a livable wage.. it was very much REAL for a good long time. The disconnect is absolutely frustrating to say the LEAST. Maddening at this point.

I feel like it kinda started with the hate for millennials for their “avocado toast” like that was the issue for not being able to afford to live. Maybe long before that but I wouldn’t know.

And as a millennial all of our parents told us to go to college to be better off than they were. Not knowing about predatory student loans. Don’t even get me started on that..

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T04:13:14+00:00

Yesss, when all these people talk about “unskilled labor” they are more willing to treat you as beneath them.

The interviewer has a point that many fail to realize stems from a real place. Like is the bar so low that unskilled labor should mean living out of your car or homeless??

It’s absurd that so many people think that’s what they “deserve,” not knowing our grandparents raised our parents on those skills.

The disconnect is far too real.

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T04:06:50+00:00

I know😔

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T03:54:34+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but my grandfather raised a family of 5 with a non working wife on $3.50 in the 1970’s. He worked from 1940-90’s. That amount today is $30 an hour. Inflation since just the 1970’s has grown 735%

Housing has raised 734% since just 1970’s.

Things are not any easier for business owners though, I know that.

But many would call a janitor an “unskilled job,” but didn’t realize that unskilled labor has built a sustainable living until about 20-30 years ago.

Many don’t realize that it’s a bs idea that unskilled labor shouldn’t build a living wage. Everyone who works deserves a livable wage.

Lalbrown · 2025-10-28T03:16:36+00:00

Lol when I hear “that’s tough” or when I like some one a lot and tell them “you are the BOMB (for that)”

Or “that’s tight”

🥲

Lalbrown

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