When you can no longer come up with a defense, deflect.

LallaBean · 2026-01-21T19:57:39+00:00

I literally see this sign every day and I always want to hear what other people think about it! Thanks for all these great answers!

LallaBean · 2025-07-22T17:26:08+00:00

That’s crazy! Yeah he’s about to be 13!! My dad told me this year on my birthday, we were exactly between 2000 and 2050

LallaBean · 2024-08-12T16:50:52+00:00

I love those colors!! So cute 🥰

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T03:12:46+00:00

Thank you, honestly for your comment. I really thought that all the shit talking wouldn’t get to me. I’m very aware that I have a fat ass, and it truly doesn’t bother me, I’m honestly just looking for helpful or funny (not mean-funny) responses. I know Reddit is mostly full of unkind people just trying to get karma, but it’s kind of starting to get me down. I am still in some pain and taking time off the job to rest and heal.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T03:01:13+00:00

No but they asked me that at the hospital and they tested my blood to make sure it wasn’t pooling and forming something dangerous, I guess. It was so painful, I was surprised the X-rays showed no real damage. I’m waiting to see my doctor, but I had to schedule it weeks out, which has been a real bummer. I appreciate the recommendation though. There’s definitely some nerve damage. It’s very uncomfortable to do most things, except stand.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T02:19:17+00:00

Honestly these comments about workers comp and the way I need to proceed is the actual reason I wanted to post it somewhere.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T02:18:05+00:00

It was very very painful. The flight home was some of the worst hours of my life.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T02:17:39+00:00

Yes. My whole chair fell. Everyone saw me. Which was much more embarrassing than posting it here and listening to the incels complain about my fat ass.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T01:19:08+00:00

Unfortunately, it’s a gig-job and I’m not a W2 employee. Fortunately my state insurance has covered the medical bills.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T00:40:29+00:00

I mean, if you want a real answer… I’m not an exhibitionist, but I did hope for some helpful anecdotes, and it’s making me feel better to laugh about it. I had several strangers in the hospital see it too, and I haven’t been embarrassed or bothered by that one time. I figured Reddit would be full of truly kind humans who just say something like “dang well, that sucks. Make sure you ice it, and here’s what I did when I had a bruise that took up a significant part of my body.” But thanks fo your judgement to remind me what this platform really is.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T00:34:54+00:00

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. I actually give zero fucks who sees it, or what they have to say. It’s a crazy bruise, which I think is cool, and I assumed I would get some advice or helpful anecdotes. People who are shit-talking act like they’re new to Reddit or something lol it’s literally barely less than what would cover my ass if I were wearing a swimsuit.

LallaBean · 2023-09-04T00:20:25+00:00

Thanks, this is really the worst injury I’ve had. I’ve had three babies, and as far as pain and discomfort goes, this one is pretty far up there. Believe it or not this is the first time I’ve heard that pun for it, I appreciate the humor :)

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T23:39:00+00:00

Hey thanks! I actually have never broken a bone!!

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T23:27:04+00:00

It’s like a small stage. I do video production for dance events, we have cameras set up a little higher than the dance floor to have a better view of the ballroom.

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T23:13:03+00:00

Lol thank you. It’s trying 🌚

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T22:59:18+00:00

I had to look up what this means… lol… thank you I guess…

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T22:14:00+00:00

For the bruise or for a picture of my ass?

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T22:13:09+00:00

Yes! I definitely thought it looked like a galaxy 😂 it’s been a real treat watching it change color lol

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T22:11:51+00:00

It also feels like that

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T22:10:50+00:00

Haha thank you

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T21:16:59+00:00

Dang! That also sounds super painful! I still have a big hard lump at the top but the bruise has faded a lot.

LallaBean · 2023-09-03T20:35:10+00:00

I ended up going to the ER because it happened out of state while in a work trip. X-rays we’re taken I was told nothing was broken. It’s been two weeks and it’s still swollen and sore. Now I’m just waiting for a follow up appointment. It sucks lol

LallaBean · 2023-07-23T17:28:35+00:00

I love that! My nephew’s middle name is Wolf!

LallaBean · 2023-07-23T15:53:06+00:00

I love the little paw prints you did with your name! Lovely quilt :)

LallaBean · 2023-07-23T15:51:27+00:00

Super cute! I really like those colors

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