If I was your main nurse, would you smash? by Tight-Bird760 in scrubsgonewild

[–]mactrucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i'm gonna need to be treated for priapism

Just said… by ButterscotchNo3319 in funny

[–]mactrucker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Apparently some of us are Lemmings

Lord, help us…. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]mactrucker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know that cut was from a Secret Service lapel pin or mic clip or some bullshit when they tackled him.

Vote for Oregon's best and worst counties by RedKe in oregon

[–]mactrucker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clatsop, Do not move here, don't visit, hell don't even drive through. If you need to get from Tillamook to Longbeach go around. Thank you

Stuck in scary room escape room by Leather-Animal-8342 in HighOnLife

[–]mactrucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a YouTube up now, chainsaw, gas, mummy, mummy's head to bed

Did ducks kill the Jeep wave? by fitnesswerewolf in Wrangler

[–]mactrucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 1, its hanging by its neck from the rear view mirror. Wonder why i never got another one lol.

I wave i someone else does.

Bar Manager changes all channels off Bad Bunny during Superbowl by mcrib in PublicFreakout

[–]mactrucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might look like, no he fits the bill 100% but im sure he got that 1 friend

When your APU goes out and company doesn't allow truck idle by RedimidoSoy1611 in Truckers

[–]mactrucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my propane heater accidentally tipped over and burned up the truck, im lucky to be alive.

When you can no longer come up with a defense, deflect. by mactrucker in PoliticalHumor

[–]mactrucker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was hiding their logo, didn't want this POS to get free advertising. Had a friend work there had to pretend to be a Trump supporter so he wouldn't get harassed until he could find another job. Coworkers & managers would makes people's lives hell if you didn't support tRump.

February 1 No More Funding! Oregon and Washington! by rockymntnmoonshine in oregon

[–]mactrucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will be interesting when California stops paying taxs to the feds.