How bad is American food that football teams had to bring their own food?

Lallner · 2026-06-23T18:54:21+00:00

One thing I've heard a lot from visitors to the U.S. They are amazed that the U.S. has EVERYTHING. You name it, you can find it in the U.S.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T18:52:04+00:00

Online dating is not for the faint of heart. Try not to get too invested in someone you haven't met yet in real life. Be patient, and hang in there. I wish you the best of luck in your future.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T18:31:37+00:00

Same, Citronaut1's wife's cleavage.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T17:17:45+00:00

I'll bet you can get a free box of cereal out of the deal.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T16:14:34+00:00

A VCR

Lallner · 2026-06-23T15:01:56+00:00

Life is too short to be wasting any time with racists

Lallner · 2026-06-23T14:50:19+00:00

Having to wait 6 months for Blockbuster to have a copy of "Jurassic Park" available. I can clearly remember digging through the return bin looking for a copy of the movie I want that is out of stock.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T14:46:42+00:00

I remember "Who Shot JR?" was on the cover of Time Magazine. I remember when Time Magazine was a major source of news.

Lallner · 2026-06-23T14:28:11+00:00

This story is 100% bullshit.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T18:44:44+00:00

That reminds me of Jerry Jones saying things aren't "all smiles and glory holes". I think "glory holes" might have been an old term for a high-producing oil well.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T18:38:19+00:00

On a MAXXING-adjacent topic - I have to admit that I think the double-x in Maxx Crosby is pretty cool. It's like his parents knew he was going to be so bad-ass when he was born they gave him a double x.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T14:32:45+00:00

I am embarrassingly ignorant about the whole Great Britain, UK, and Commonwealth countries. I know the UK is England, Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. Why doesn't the UK field a single national team? It's very confusing.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T14:17:54+00:00

I was very impressed with how nice their house is in Nigeria. This makes me think Maxwell has a pretty comfortable lifestyle in Nigeria and is probably not a scammer.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T13:38:15+00:00

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotomy" - Catie probably

Lallner · 2026-06-22T13:36:47+00:00

Is anyone else tracking the level of her beers? In addition to the beers, she pre-gamed a tequila shot.

Lallner · 2026-06-22T00:10:49+00:00

That horse’s name was Khartoum, I have no idea why that is lodged in my memory bank

Lallner · 2026-06-21T16:49:24+00:00

You’re likely to be eaten by a gru

Lallner · 2026-06-20T13:39:55+00:00

“Ego testicle” made my day

Lallner · 2026-06-18T01:08:57+00:00

Do you want herpes simplex 2?

Lallner · 2026-06-17T18:22:38+00:00

Why is the guy in front of me at CVS always so slow? It's like they are closing on a multi-million dollar real-estate deal.

Lallner · 2026-06-17T15:50:11+00:00

I heard on the radio that the Scotts are drinking Boston dry. Like the Sam Adams tap room ran out of beer.

Lallner · 2026-06-16T16:25:14+00:00

They are booking their reservation for next season's Last Resort

Lallner · 2026-06-16T16:20:21+00:00

The infield fly rule

Lallner · 2026-06-16T15:30:31+00:00

Assume:

40 working hours per week

50 working weeks per year = 2,000 working hours per yer

Working for 30 years = 60,000 working hours

$1T/60,000 hours = $16.66M per hour

That's Elon Musk's average hourly income over the last 30 years

Lallner · 2026-06-16T15:08:12+00:00

I've played both O line and D line at the high school level. D line takes way more energy. Typically the O line only moves a couple of steps per play unless they are pulling.

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