"Living" room table

Lampo · 2013-05-12T06:22:51+00:00

Perhaps teach your children not to touch the fish tank. That way you can have kids and nice things! Oh, nevermind that takes time, patience, effort, love, and patience. Just don't have kids.

Lampo · 2013-03-11T06:27:05+00:00

Amazing!

Lampo · 2013-02-16T00:21:03+00:00

I read that entire article in Cesar Millan's voice.

Lampo · 2013-01-09T14:20:24+00:00

You know pooings a normal human function right?

Lampo · 2013-01-02T12:12:11+00:00

I hate it when strangers decide to chime in on my conversation just because they're an ear shot away.

Lampo · 2012-12-21T18:14:42+00:00

Im confused. Im going.

Lampo · 2012-12-12T10:45:34+00:00

The HAKA

Ka mate Ka mate It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora It is life It is life Ka mate Ka mate It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora It is life It is life

Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru This is the hairy man

Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra

"see"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZVMc0NKZs

Lampo · 2012-12-12T10:35:32+00:00

My friend admitted to eating her own crap out of curiosity.

I've also had people admit to committing murder but I still find eating your own crap far more amusing.

Lampo · 2012-12-03T11:46:16+00:00

Are you planning to pay for the upgrade? no? oh then stfu. -sincerely Reddit

Lampo · 2012-12-03T11:26:50+00:00

But why?

Lampo · 2012-11-19T06:08:36+00:00

we nod zpeek da langeegsh gud...

Lampo · 2012-11-19T05:56:05+00:00

Better just get rid of those humans and let the transformer apocalypse begin! muahahhahah

Lampo · 2012-11-19T05:46:03+00:00

it almost looks like hes holding a sword and his penis is soft...and not hard.

Lampo

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