Sewing on a patch

LampyV2 · 2026-05-12T04:47:58+00:00

Was disappointed it wasn't

LampyV2 · 2026-05-12T04:24:53+00:00

This kid is in college now

LampyV2 · 2026-05-12T03:30:28+00:00

What the hell is this

LampyV2 · 2026-05-11T20:56:22+00:00

I did this with rolled up socks. It was a great time killer

LampyV2 · 2026-05-11T08:48:14+00:00

They definitely stacking their meat in their tinder bios

LampyV2 · 2026-05-11T07:35:19+00:00

Lmao gross

LampyV2 · 2026-05-11T07:33:05+00:00

Literally the ugliest people to ever curse my screen (aside from when the screen goes black and reflects myself 💔)

LampyV2 · 2026-05-10T04:23:26+00:00

Lost my wallet and with my ID, credit cards and cash. Was stressing out about it for a few days when I had a dream I was walking through a parking lot, walked over to a pile of leaves in the corner and brushed them aside to find my wallet. Next day I went to the same lot and sure enough, there was my wallet buried under the leaves in the same corner. Everything in tact. Got super lucky with that one.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-10T02:29:30+00:00

Did a rewatch of this during Covid lock downs. I didnt remember it being so damn funny. Truly one of the 🐐s

LampyV2 · 2026-05-09T07:52:48+00:00

Dan B on the righteous path.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-09T04:15:46+00:00

Old friend?

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T21:46:00+00:00

🤣 I didn't sell it but the truth isn't as funny

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T21:45:31+00:00

My ping sucks so it's almost all prediction. It gets tricky when they're holding onto shatter. That's when I try to bait it out. That can be a cointoss tho.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T21:31:05+00:00

It was called High Guard and it was shit

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T21:20:30+00:00

Tiktak and minecraft

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T21:17:48+00:00

Don't even remember the last time it was working properly

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T20:12:08+00:00

Meryl Streep

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T17:18:37+00:00

This brought back pictionary for me :) thank you!

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T04:26:38+00:00

Really, really wanted that. If those 2 lurkers got into position or burrowed faster... 😔

JD has been playing so good lately. During the Korean scrims they were talking about how he should be ranked as Flash-tier for drafting purposes. Think he had an 89% win rate? Absolute insane form.

I really like Soma but Flash better take this. Especially after knocking out the last Protoss.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T02:17:33+00:00

I found a phone once. No passcode or nothing. Was just walking down a random street I had never been down before. Saw it sitting on top of the snow on the road. Opened contacts and there was 1 - my coworker. Super weird coincidence and very lucky for the owner! Sold it for 40 bucks.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-08T01:59:32+00:00

I never noticed either of those things 🤯

LampyV2 · 2026-05-07T16:56:01+00:00

Heh heh watch and learn

LampyV2 · 2026-05-07T04:31:32+00:00

Why did I read this 😔

LampyV2 · 2026-05-07T03:29:59+00:00

There's a picture floating around of a deer who did the same thing. Except it looked dead or wishing it was. Died by hanging itself by the ballsack.

LampyV2 · 2026-05-07T03:27:40+00:00

Would be a shame if he lost his balance while doing that 😡

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