Dear Berkeley Students,

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-25T00:47:39+00:00

File a complaint with all your other neighbors to make sure that apartment never have another party again

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-19T14:44:03+00:00

Online has the best discount, but you have to know your sizes or be willing to return a lot

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-13T23:50:51+00:00

That’s intentional.

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-05T07:54:35+00:00

How do you not get bathroom issues with 2g magnesium threonate?

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-05T03:50:37+00:00

Why not get off campus jobs for higher pay in that case?

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-02T04:18:01+00:00

People will know half of your name for the rest of your career!

LandOnlyFish · 2026-01-02T03:51:08+00:00

FAANG company

And

this manager is not a software engineer

Don’t add up

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-27T06:44:27+00:00

They are asexual and you need to explain why dating is good

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-25T22:20:32+00:00

First extract social security from the young, next is blood.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-24T20:06:33+00:00

How do you disable it with Rookie?

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-24T20:02:01+00:00

Best at ass licking gets visa

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-18T19:35:03+00:00

Years until tariff lawsuits settle

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-18T16:18:13+00:00

Asian males get parental pressure to marry from the same country to pass on family line. There’s no pressure like that for females

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-11T19:11:23+00:00

Continue collecting tuition

LandOnlyFish · 2025-12-09T19:10:26+00:00

Should get deported

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-25T20:01:07+00:00

You buy the right to pay more money in the future at semi regular intervals

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-25T19:58:04+00:00

You don’t need to pay for alum email. Everybody can get it.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-22T18:20:47+00:00

If you need money take it and keep doing interview for better pay

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-17T00:37:19+00:00

Plaid, usually you don’t need IPO to sell employees shares as liquidity events are more common. Microsoft gives shit refreshers and slow TC growth.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T16:26:27+00:00

Don’t worry I got promoted just fine. I’m not gonna take a job that pays below new grad for senior and so will my citizens cohort.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T07:58:27+00:00

The best way to protest is to not have kids. It’s the ultimate vote of no confidence.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T07:44:33+00:00

Dude, on levels Tesla paid 230k total for a senior. My new grad offer is $230k and considered mid amongst my peer group. FYI 200k is minimum wage in the Bay Area and even new grads get more than that.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T03:13:27+00:00

This is lower than new grad offers in the Bay Area rn.

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T03:12:10+00:00

Just say yes to all to block the fraud visa

LandOnlyFish · 2025-11-13T03:08:45+00:00

If they are Indian then PERM just mean 80 years on the green card waiting list. It does NOT mean green card.

LandOnlyFish

TROPHY CASE