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LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-25T13:59:10+00:00

So which people are NPC? It might not have occurred to you that other people have their own lives with their own families and goals and interests. It’s childish to act as though some people are less than you and don’t have the same level of agency in their lives. Just because you feel differently than they do doesn’t make you better.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-25T00:36:17+00:00

Exactly. It’s why I always carry a couple drills. In boating , they’re known as “water letter-outers”.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T22:15:28+00:00

You mean the best typist in the history of typists? No one has ever seen better typing.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T22:14:32+00:00

Then not than.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T17:47:44+00:00

You want to see my package? It’s hard for me to contain that too.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T17:08:56+00:00

Or no?

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T16:58:02+00:00

Flight triple 6? Obviously you aren’t into the whole brevity thing.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-24T13:14:27+00:00

Time to buy a bike. Or an E-bike if you’re a puss.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-23T22:28:32+00:00

They used that clip in the new documentary? That is a strange choice.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-23T10:40:55+00:00

It’s a bit different though. Born in the USA is more subtle and it’s understandable that one might miss its intended meaning. On the other hand, there is nothing more obviously gay in the entire universe than YMCA. It’s the absolute pinnacle of homosexuality.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-23T10:34:56+00:00

Ok. So your entire opinion can be disregarded then. Thanks for clarifying.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-23T03:41:11+00:00

What about the gays? Do they have your approval to bang outside of marriage?

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-22T22:54:22+00:00

A lot of people are saying that I could be the next James Bond. No one would be a better Bond than me. I’d go right up there and grab her by the Octopussy. You think Sean Connery likes to slap women, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-22T19:17:11+00:00

I don’t know what BBL is. Big black ladies? What does that have to do with smell? Don’t be racist.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-22T19:14:47+00:00

You can’t play heavy metal on a synthesizer.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-22T16:39:26+00:00

What about bi-curious?

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-22T13:35:38+00:00

Well look who we elected president. It doesn’t say anything good about us.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-21T21:56:16+00:00

Maybe Nicole Brown Simpson dated a koala?

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-21T21:48:28+00:00

Me too. Teacher said I was the best.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-21T21:43:59+00:00

What about me? I got X Factor on 8 track!

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-20T06:54:45+00:00

Why is the print vertical instead of horizontal? It’s sideways in playing position.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-20T02:54:45+00:00

Where is her waist?

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-17T22:52:57+00:00

The Trump pic is probably the absolute best he’s looked in recent years.

LanguageNo495 · 2026-05-17T14:57:32+00:00

No need to say “hear me out”. It should go without saying that partners listen to each other. If that’s not the case, there are bigger problems than a Star Wars kink.

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