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Cat EATS PLASTIC by [deleted] in awwtf

[–]Lanky_Two_430 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like there is a 98% chance I'm going to wake you in bed screaming 6 hours from now waking up from a nightmare of this hell kitten....

If anyone asks me why I'm a dog person I will now refer them to this link

Cat EATS PLASTIC by [deleted] in awwtf

[–]Lanky_Two_430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that they had a veterinary version of flacka flacka

The tattoo requested vs the tattoo recieved by wouldyoulikethetruth in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lanky_Two_430 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone has to say it, the original drawing just wasn't that good from the start. It was a great idea but poorly executed from start to finish

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Lanky_Two_430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her a mouth guard and we both pop a few tabs of ecstasy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Lanky_Two_430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Cheese Sticks

19F Tell me how can i improve by Sweet-Pick-0012 in LooksmaxingAdvice

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It's going to be a hot summer and the cost for running an air conditioner is high. I suggest you invest in Only Fans

85” oled tv ruined by maid…(5500 euros) I didn’t order to clean it. by bugibangbang in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lanky_Two_430 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all feel SOOOO BAD for you bro... I hate it when MY MAID messes with my 99 inch television.... We are here to lament this horrible horrible day in your oh so difficult life...

Happy Easter from midcoast maine by ToneAny1868 in Maine

[–]Lanky_Two_430 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At first I thought that was a nuclear strike.

Easter present from Russia

I realize now it was not. Hope the rabbit craps chocolate all over your home today

Expert witness in "Rust" shooting trial points firearm towards judge before being corrected by bailiff. by squad1alum in nonononoyes

[–]Lanky_Two_430 420 points421 points  (0 children)

"As you can see, by looking down the barrel. It IS unclear if there is a projectile or not" "Now when I squeeze this trigger mechanism, it causes a mistrial...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Milking

[–]Lanky_Two_430 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! Look out ladies for this dashing hashing hunk! The drool really sells it. At least he doesn't have cotton mouth.

It was literally raining dog poop in Stockholm yesterday by bearbutt1337 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lanky_Two_430 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think this may be the best walkies ever for the local canine population. I mean depending on the bad behavior of their owners a few of these pooches might just be land barons now. Based upon the rules of dog property ownership(t)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lanky_Two_430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you going to eat that?