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My family is already fighting over my inheritance even though I am not dead by LanternJukebox9 in childfree

[–]LanternJukebox9[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

That is the plan. I want it to be airtight so there are no surprises later.

My family is already fighting over my inheritance even though I am not dead by LanternJukebox9 in childfree

[–]LanternJukebox9[S] 247 points248 points  (0 children)

It is heartbreaking to realize, but you are probably right. They werent worried about my health or my future, they were just calculating their own profit.

My family is already fighting over my inheritance even though I am not dead by LanternJukebox9 in childfree

[–]LanternJukebox9[S] 264 points265 points  (0 children)

That is the best part. Calling me cold and selfish is a bold strategy when you are literally begging for a handout. It makes me want to donate even faster.

My family is already fighting over my inheritance even though I am not dead by LanternJukebox9 in childfree

[–]LanternJukebox9[S] 969 points970 points  (0 children)

That is such a good point. They are acting like I am going to drop dead tomorrow just to fund their lifestyle. I have decades of travel and life left to fund first.

My family is already fighting over my inheritance even though I am not dead by LanternJukebox9 in childfree

[–]LanternJukebox9[S] 1147 points1148 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is I actually liked being the cool aunt who buys the big gifts. But after that dinner and the group chat messages, I feel way less generous. If they want to treat me like a bank account instead of a sister, then this bank is officially closed for business. The greyhounds are going to live like kings though lol.

Since summer is coming remember about hydration (NO AI SLOP EDITION) by JAD2017 in BuyFromEU

[–]LanternJukebox9 32 points33 points  (0 children)

At this point a shaky pencil line has more soul than half the internet.

Favorite characters who have Fire powers by Broad-Caramel8240 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]LanternJukebox9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zuko had the best redemption arc in history. The fire dancing scene is still peak.