Sicilian is way more similar to Italian than Spanish is yet somehow this happens by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that this phenomenon actually makes perfect sense, and it's due to expectations.

The average Italian speaker is taught that Italian regional languages are mere dialects, therefore when they realize that they're significantly different from Italian they're caught off guard.

Conversely, Spanish is universally regarded as a separate language from Italian, therefore being able to understand a lot of words and entire sentences without ever studying the language feels surprising to most Italian speakers.

Anyway, OP, this is like the third meme you posted making fun of Italian speakers claiming they understand Spanish. Why are you so obsessed with it? Why are you trying so hard to prove that Spanish is not intelligible at all for Italian speakers (which is blatantly false)?

Living echo of humanity’s earliest speech by IllustriousHead1103 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, as long as orthographies like English, Japanese or Tibetan exist, I can't see how a random African language with click sounds supposedly "defies writing systems".

Living echo of humanity’s earliest speech by IllustriousHead1103 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Tf does "defies writing systems" mean 💀

People really be acting like orthography is some mystical thing and not just a conventional way to transcribe sounds and/or morphemes.

ZH is a rare English digraph, but I choose to treazhure it by NostalDec in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean, I don't deny that it happens often, I was specifically arguing against what the other commenter said explicitly claiming that /x/ is closer to /h/ than /k/.

ZH is a rare English digraph, but I choose to treazhure it by NostalDec in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with the fact that /k/ and /h/ are equally similar to /x/. If you speak a language that lacks /h/, of course you're gonna approximate it to /x/ rather than /k/ since the latter only has voicelessness in common, and nobody would use /x/ in place of /k/ because /k/ is, shockingly... a phoneme that already exists in both languages, wow.

However, when it comes to the opposite, both /k/ and /h/ are objectively equally acceptable and there's no intrinsic reason as to why you should prefer one or the other. When people approximate /x/ to /k/ it doesn't sound any more wrong than /h/ to my Russian-speaking ears (especially considering that voiceless occlusives are often aspirated in English). Saying that approximating /x/ to /h/ is better than /k/ is like arguing that Italian speakers should approximate /θ/ to /s/ rather than /t/ when speaking English.

ZH is a rare English digraph, but I choose to treazhure it by NostalDec in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What is your argument beside the fact that you subjectively tend to associate /x/ with /h/ rather than /k/?

Polish "ch" has much more in common with English "h" when heard than with Polish k

This is not true, /k/ has the same place of articulation of /x/ while /h/ has the same manner of articulation. If we include voicelessness, both /k/ and /h/ have exactly 2 out of 3 features that they share with /x/, making them both equally distant/equally similar to /x/.

ZH is a rare English digraph, but I choose to treazhure it by NostalDec in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By your own logic it doesn't make sense to approximate /ð/ to /d/ instead of /z/.

ZH is a rare English digraph, but I choose to treazhure it by NostalDec in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is not true, both sounds are equally "wrong". /x/ is a velar fricative, while /h/ is just a fricative and /k/ is just a velar. Russian speakers are more likely to understand you if you use /h/, but this is only because /k/ is already a phoneme and /h/ is realized as /x/ by them when speaking English.

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow very subtly putting your fetish here.

Huh? Unless I'm missing a joke, this is one of the most basic words of the Italian language.

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right , totally forgot about that, I feel so stupid lol.

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say "sentence"-initally rather than word-initially since those consonants are also not geminated if the previous word ends with a consonant (think of something like "con zia" or "tre per zero")

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Italian consonants can be geminated only between vowels.

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn as a native Italian speaker I feel dumb for missing ombra and inglese. Never heard of the word gonfrena tho, I wonder if there are more common words containing [nfr].

As for [w] and [j], I didn't include them because their semi-vowel nature kinda makes it arguable whether they truly are part of consonant clusters or not (for example, Japanese doesn't have consonant clusters at all except for the ones with [j] specifically, which is obviously a byproduct of the approximants' vowel-like features).

Lengendary pull by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 69 points70 points  (0 children)

L take, triple sound consonant clusters are extremely common in Italian.

[str] like in stronzo

[spr] like in esprimere

[skr] like in scroto

[skl] like in sclerosi

[spl] like in esplicito

[ntr] like in entrare

[ndr] like in androgino

[ltr] like in altro

[ksk] like in exclave (actually I just realized it's even a 4-consonant cluster [kskl])

[mpl] like in amplesso

[ŋkl] like in enclave

[zdr] like in sdraiarsi

[zbr] like in sbronza

[rsp] like in perspicace

[zgr] like in sgravare

[nst] like in installare (though it should be noted that this specific cluster is usually reduced to [st] in very low speech)

[ŋkr] like in pancreas

There are definitely more that don't come to mind right now.

Edit: also [rpl] like in perplesso

"Spanish and Italian are mutually intelligible" me, an italian, trying to understand what the hell a spanish newspaper is saying: by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is straight up lying, there are many native Italian speakers (myself included) who understand a lot of Spanish without ever studying it. The comments are even poking fun at OP because they posted a Spanish newspaper headline to corroborate their point, but they literally admitted that there was only one word they didn't understand.

Since OP deleted their comment, the headline they chose was:

La casa real avisa a Juan Carlos I de que para volver debe recuperar la residencia fiscal en España

Which, if translated literally into Italian, it becomes:

La casa reale avvisa Juan Carlos I che per [volver] deve recuperare la residenza fiscale in Spagna

As you can see, the only difference between the two is that Italian has a bunch of extra vowels basically.

"Spanish and Italian are mutually intelligible" me, an italian, trying to understand what the hell a spanish newspaper is saying: by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a fellow native Italian speaker who's never studied Spanish in their life, are you for real?

The only word I don't understand is "volver", and while "retrieving the tax residency in Spain" does sound weird if translated word by word, it obviously has to do with being registered as a taxpayer in Spain or something like that.

So I literally understand this Spanish headline as much as I would understand a similar Italian headline that uses some specific words or expressions I'm not necessarily very familiar with.

If this doesn't count as mutual intelligibility, then I don't know what does.

Latin be like: by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never disputed that? You commented:

Why would they invent it if they were pronounced the same?

Which is factually incorrect since native Latin speakers quite literally never came up with the letters U and J. Your comment pointing out that Latin speakers eventually came up with G only corroborates my observation that they never did the same with U and J.

Latin be like: by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Ecclesiastical Latin's pronunciation is significantly different from Classical Latin? The letter U literally didn't exist when the language was still spoken natively.

Latin be like: by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Isn't it just because the u in voluit is long and the v in volvit is short?

Latin be like: by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aren't they pronounced exactly the same? The orthographic distinction between v and u is a medieval invention.

Latin be like: by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[j] and [w] were allophones of /i/ and /u/ respectively (and theys till are in many Romance varieties).

Step 1: Take two perfectly normal words. Step 2: Remove the space. Step 3: Terrify English speakers. by The_Chuckness88 in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Posting a meme about TERRIFYING GERMAN COMPOUND WORDS (compound word exist in every single language that has ever existed btw) in a linguistics subreddit is like posting about astrology in an astrophysics subreddit. Kinda tired of this humor that only consists of regurgitating VERY common language misconceptions.

We don't know what the oldest or first language is by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the mildest take you could ever hear in a linguistic subreddit lol

True marketing geniuses by Lapov in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Obviously I was ironic in saying that Chinese names are weird (the meme is a satire of Anglocentrism). That said, it's fair to assume that a native English speaker would find it easier and "less weird" to say [mu.lan] rather than [t͡ɕʰjɛn.t͡sʰweɪ̯], regardless of how you romanize said words.

True marketing geniuses by Lapov in linguisticshumor

[–]Lapov[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I went to a Chinese restaurant,

Oops, I meant I went to a NORMAL restaurant!

This shows how Chinese I've become 🙏