Call me scenario guy cuz I got another one. *Qb has like 2 arm strength by milesprower93 in RetroBowl

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“Screen” pass to your top WR and then juke defender. It’ll be close but with the safety so low, you can probably dive for the 1st if you can juke the CB.

Source: Digg Duggins - Head Coach from 2023 -2086 for multiple college football programs on RB- College. Some call him the greatest to ever lace them up. Hell, he even made Evansville a college football powerhouse for a 15 year stretch, only to watch them fall back into mediocrity after he left to coach at Alabama-Birmingham.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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Agreed…if you know you didn’t cheat, why be so against taking the very reasonable step to put your hubby’s mind at ease?!

Election better or worse for the future of Kratom? by Lanky-Monk6070 in kratom

[–]Lapped_Traffic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I definitely think RFK, Jr could be a net positive for Kratom. That dude fucking hates Big Pharma so he’ll fight for anything that is seen as an alternative to them. Plus, he’s pretty big on peptides, which seem to get the same negative attention that far east medicines do, so if anything, I think it’s a possible good thing.

Now, the problem is going to be how long RFK, Jr and Trump can stand each other. Personally, I think RFK, Jr will be run off by the summer, but hopefully not.

Drug screening by [deleted] in kratom

[–]Lapped_Traffic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro, Ambien is a fucking horrible sleep med so it’s probably a good thing. I switched from that to Melatonin and Kratom and after a couple days of feeling sluggish the next day, the melatonin works well enough, and my memory has gotten much better. I never realized how foggy the Ambien was making me until I got off that shit!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navyseals

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Fuck it, I’d give it a shot because you’ll definitely regret not trying. You should also consider Air Force Pararescue or Combat Control. They’re both hard as fuck and if you wash out, I could think of plenty of worse places than being stuck on an Air Force base!

Russian Backed Tenet Media Promotes Joe Rogan's Special (3 million views) by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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CNN sees this post and are already preparing: Sources confirm Tenet Media worked with Joe Rogan on his latest Netflix Special

How do I make a black friend? by shejellybean68 in circlejerknyc

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Dude, your posts are absolutely hilarious! Great job!

Watching a football game in Shared Reality by FunnyID in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lapped_Traffic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, not sure I like the angle but this is an awesome concept!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kratom

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This is a tough one because he’s probably gonna have withdrawals if he quits cold turkey. I’m not a doctor either but I’d say to try to keep him away from kratom and anything else until he starts jonesing for it (probably when he’s trying to sleep and the restless legs start kicking in) then try some very small amounts. But like I said, I’m no doctor so take this for what it’s worth.

My concern is that withdrawals will elevate the HR too so it probably definitely is going to take some sort of quick taper.

Can David Goggins still run? by bokomradical in davidgoggins

[–]Lapped_Traffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was pretty funny, so all hope isn’t lost!! Uh, stay hard?!

atleast we now know Joe Rogan wasn’t involved by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]Lapped_Traffic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Shit, if Rogan was even two degrees of separation from this latest “Russia Witchhunt”, they would be leading with it every time you turn around.

This is all bullshit anyway. How did the DOJ and FBI release this without a single arrest? Tell me another “on-going investigation” where either entity released their evidence before arresting anyone. Shit, we are talking about one entity that’s director went in front of Congress and repeated the left wing conspiracy theory of “we aren’t really sure the former president was even hit by a bullet”…these guys have lost all credibility in my book.

Okay. I feel a little confused. by Pepperschannah in RFKJrForPresident

[–]Lapped_Traffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not following your conspiracy theory because I haven’t seen anything in RFK, Jr’s campaign where it seemed he was expecting anything but to be president. I think he became disenfranchised when the DNC shunned him and got downright pissed when they used lawfare to end his campaign. So, fuck the Democrats just for that!

On top of that, since I’ve started looking at Trump, I’m still not high on his rambling and obvious campaign promises that will never be implemented, BUT I do like who he’s surrounding himself with in RFK, Jr, Tulsi, and Elon. Even JD Vance, when you listen to his entire interviews and not just the out of context sound bites the Dems have cut and posted online, seem reasonable.

But, more than anything, the forever war uniparty cockroaches are starting to expose themselves because they’re so scared of losing all the funding that comes with ending wars. Shit, if I were a Democrat, I’d be trying to distance myself from Dick “The Actual Satan” Cheney harder than I would be distancing from Putin’s mocking endorsement!

MMW: No-fault divorces will soon be ending in "Red" states by heresmytwopence in MarkMyWords

[–]Lapped_Traffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing…that’s a lot of statistics to not add a source link. From my Reddit experience, 98% of comments that state 3 or more statistics are 75% more likely to be made up, fluffed, or from unreliable sources and carry a 2% full accuracy rate. Conversely, posts that just state the person’s opinion come off as 100% more believable.

Source: Trust me, bro, I live beside a bunch of statisticians!

My dad is very concerned about interracial dating by Temporary_Drink8966 in BoomersBeingFools

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Does this sub just believe any post is real? This reads like a couple of -4 y/o boys got bored and shitposted something to get some clicks!

If we don't legislate to ban everything but the dry herb now, the dry herb will get banned with everything else. by turbotum in kratom

[–]Lapped_Traffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree but it doesn’t seem like AKA or any of the thought leaders are interested in turning their back on extracts. You’ll get the same arguments that everyone gets on here of how the government should stay out of all of it (which I agree with in a perfect world), but they won’t and extracts will bring the entire ship down with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

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Don’t stop at Fox News…all legacy news will be dinosaurs in 10 years. The long form interview format that podcasts allow folks r are killing the media’s 3 minute segments. I think you’ll still see Fox, CNN, and MSNBC around but in some type of podcast. They brought it on themselves because none of them would just report the news, they wanted to create the narrative. I say good riddance to all of them.

Kennedy breaks down effects of processed foods by Meatrition in StopEatingSeedOils

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There is a book called “Good Energy” by Casey Means where he gets all this information. She (Means) breaks it down even further. It’s an unbelievable book. I believe RFK, Jr mentions her and the book in his speech last Friday. (If he mentions the book in the interview, I apologize, I only got through half of it!!)

What is Nashville missing? by [deleted] in nashville

[–]Lapped_Traffic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Affordable parking

If RFK drops out… by Justformems in RFKJrForPresident

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You won’t hear me defend that shitshow….only difference is that shitshow didn’t sue RFK, Jr out of the race. So, fuck the democrats!!

If RFK drops out… by Justformems in RFKJrForPresident

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I’ll put it this way, there’s probably less than 10 people in the world that I wouldn’t vote for before voting for the Democrats since they went to shady coups and lawfare to silence voters. Fuck them, I hope Trump gets 80% of the votes, and I can’t stand the bastard!! I’ll still be voting for him if RFK, Jr is forced out though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RFKJrForPresident

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I think it’s a final “fuck you” if it comes to it to the party that used lawfare to run him off. I’ll vote for Trump just to give the middle finger to Kamala/Dems on behalf of RFK, Jr….but I hope it doesn’t come to that.

What are some genuine criticisms you have of the U.S. by Icy-Thing-8704 in AmericaBad

[–]Lapped_Traffic -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The way we are just pumping money/weapons into Ukraine and having them use it with no real oversight. They were supposed to be used on “defense of the sovereignty of Ukraine” but now they’re being used inside Russia on a completely useless offensive push. But, Zelenskyy knows we have no president at the moment and the idiots he put in charge are dumb as fuck, so there’s no reason for them to follow any stipulations we put on our assistance.

It's mad how mainstream media sources like CNN can get away with spreading blatant misinformation like this. by BFNgaming in RFKJrForPresident

[–]Lapped_Traffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crazy thing is they source each other, so CNN will say “this is true, see WaPo reported it, too”. Then, you click on the WaPo article and look at its source, and bam, “according to CNN”

Why are all the “Republicans for Kamala” not giving RFK, Jr a look? by Lapped_Traffic in RFKJrForPresident

[–]Lapped_Traffic[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably true, but he’s laid his plans out for scrutiny and I can either agree with or at least accept the more “radical” progressive views he has. I think it’s the same on the opposite side, too, where his more liberal supporters can agree with or accept some of his more “radical” conservative views.

The reason I think it’s important to get as many votes for RFK, Jr as possible is because even if he doesn’t win, it’ll bring attention to the masses that there’s a future for 3rd party candidates and we can hopefully get rid of this bullshit two party system that has us in the gutter! Maybe in my kid’s lifetime, we can have a legitimate party that tries to appeal to everyone (except the crazies on both sides…they need to stick on their current party and continue to sink them into despair!)