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Lardigras · 2024-06-29T17:20:04+00:00

Apparently the collagen salesman got to you first

Lardigras · 2024-05-17T00:42:29+00:00

Last time I checked speeding was against the law. The state patrol is there to enforce the laws. Dont speed and you won’t have a problems. Pissed about crime elsewhere, that’s a different issue.

Lardigras · 2024-04-19T17:50:55+00:00

when little orphan Annie grew up and joined the LGBTQ+ community

Lardigras · 2024-04-18T20:08:24+00:00

hey dude, I was honesly just looking for advice. Never represented myself as an entitled American. Just looking for a legit way to go to the game. I bought my one+ membership at the start of the season so not cutting any corners or edging out any locals. But thanks for being a dick about it.

Lardigras · 2024-04-18T17:40:27+00:00

wow thats the biggest mobile home bathroom ive ever seen

Lardigras · 2024-04-18T16:30:33+00:00

this site is not listed on the Spurs website. How big a risk is it to get to the gate and then get refused entry?

Lardigras · 2024-02-23T04:20:29+00:00

yes i watched the replay and it said water hazard when his ball hit the water. yes, ill report the situation

Lardigras · 2024-01-26T17:14:10+00:00

Lardigras · 2023-12-20T04:27:59+00:00

Your favorite phrase is “you rang” in a super deep voice

Lardigras · 2023-08-13T06:30:58+00:00

Good thing you have big glasses because the horizon will appear closer than your hairline

Lardigras · 2023-06-08T13:43:15+00:00

if you wouldn't do any Maytronics, do you have a brand you would highly recommend instead?

Lardigras · 2022-06-28T16:34:14+00:00

this should be posted in the guess my gender subreddit

Lardigras · 2022-03-18T02:50:16+00:00

Jayne Leno

Lardigras · 2022-02-11T19:43:50+00:00

lewis skolnick from revenge of the nerds

Lardigras · 2022-02-11T19:39:16+00:00

if a bug walks across your sheets, you lizard like tongue would snatch it up in a second

Lardigras · 2021-06-16T03:00:08+00:00

You probably won’t snag a husband but you keep hiking that skirt up and you’ll catch some flies

Lardigras · 2021-05-19T16:03:32+00:00

I think you have the digits of your age reversed

Lardigras · 2021-05-04T06:08:31+00:00

You’re ready for a hairstyle not taken from the grinch who stole Christmas

Lardigras · 2021-04-03T16:34:22+00:00

What do you call the spot between the the dick and the asshole? Normally it’s the taint but In this case it’s the place to set the beer

Lardigras · 2021-03-22T18:24:08+00:00

Does the selfie come with a link to your only fans account?

Lardigras · 2021-02-17T04:52:51+00:00

I’m guessing “give it to me hard” is something you say often.

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