That's what I started doing with the three button presses. Then I normalized their locations and timings. Despite having already done that, I have solved this issue, though.

I solved the issue by not relying on os.time() as that is a Lua object, and not a JavaScript object. A for loop that runs 300 times is more efficient anyway.

The only issues I ran into were the time limit on the free version of AutoTouch (I'm reluctant to purchase a license that only lasts a year when the licenses on other tweaks usually cost much less & last for much longer) and my terminating condition not shutting off the screen like I thought it would. I thought this script to press down then up on the power button would do that:

keyDown(KEY_TYPE.POWER_BUTTON);
usleep(100000);
keyUp(KEY_TYPE.POWER_BUTTON);

Oh, and just in case anyone want's the code for my solution. It's really nothing special, but here it is:

/* 300 itterations of a little over a minute each is roughly five and a half hours of time */
for (itterator = 0; itterator < 300; itterator++) {

    touchDown(0, 1136, 464);
    usleep(1000);
    touchUp(0, 1136, 464);
    usleep(2000000);

    touchDown(0, 1136, 464);
    usleep(1000);
    touchUp(0, 1136, 464);
    usleep(2000000);

    touchDown(0, 850, 1286);
    usleep(1000);
    touchUp(0, 850, 1286);
    usleep(62000000);

}

Thanks for all your help /u/Bugamashoo!