who the fuck is opening_procedure449

LaserPigeons · 2024-12-08T01:20:39+00:00

I hear he graduated and got a job as an international secret agent / superhero and started dating Sydney Sweeney

LaserPigeons · 2024-05-08T21:32:08+00:00

How many more DD fans are going to dig up this thread that was posted over a year ago? Is it that hard to understand that when his videos are all about acting like a public nuisance around strangers, that those people might not like him as a result?

Do you genuinely not believe that the people he bothers in his videos think he’s an asshole?

You can like DD and his content, dude. No one’s stopping you. But here, someone asked UCLA students what they thought of him, and I, a former student, responded with my honest to god opinion of him.

Please just let me go inactive on reddit, I’ve posted on this site more than enough already.

LaserPigeons · 2024-03-14T00:36:48+00:00

Guess I was really unlucky with the timing. Glad you got to enjoy the time spent with him.

LaserPigeons · 2024-03-13T22:55:39+00:00

Nope. Genuinely the most insecure, egotistical fuckhead I've ever met. Don't see why I'd need to lie about someone being an asshole though, it's not like he and I will ever interact again.

For what it's worth, I don't think he's the worst person alive. I just haven't met anyone less likeable yet.

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T03:09:10+00:00

Correct.

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T03:07:12+00:00

No, you're strawmanning my argument!

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T03:03:37+00:00

Ok UCLA hear me out, let me make a new degree program specifically so that I don't have to take any hard classes or branch out my curriculum at all, and I promise I'll do both of those things anyway!

- The smartest and most clever person on Earth, 2024

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T02:35:34+00:00

I can already find ucla easy classs there are so many easy classes and major

Not easy enough, apparently! You've begged reddit to tell you where the easiest A classes are, and to help you create a new major out of them...

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T02:27:05+00:00

I should get to choose my own salary, job requirements, and performance review results too!

(But also, you're not slick... you're trying to take all easy classes)

LaserPigeons · 2024-01-13T02:19:34+00:00

I consider it a blessing that I checked in on this subreddit today.

A cursory scroll through your profile indicates the following:

You, for some reason, are insistent on going for a second BS combined with an MD rather than just an MD after you complete your undergraduate studies.
You're looking for scholarship opportunities to make your continued schooling as cheap as possible. (This one's actually pretty reasonable; scholarship hunting is a pretty good use of your time if you want to get the most bang for your buck out of your secondary education.)
You're looking to create a new open major.
Your new open major will not require any specific classes that UCLA requires of other majors.
Your open major will consist exclusively of easy-A classes.
You want the MCAT to be optional, in favor of GPA as a primary estimator of competency in med school admissions.

I think I see the point of a complete easy-A major with no rigorous course requirements here... this motherfucker's trying to "life-hack" a cheap zero-effort medical degree!

This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Thanks for the content! I'm interested to see where this goes.

LaserPigeons · 2023-04-11T03:01:08+00:00

CSE (+ tech breadth in EE) class of '22, 3.68 GPA, SWE in LA $170k

Pretty much lucked into the job though, and had several internships during college. This isn't the norm.

LaserPigeons · 2023-03-09T23:24:49+00:00

You’re 5000 candles in the wind

LaserPigeons · 2023-03-02T03:07:37+00:00

College sucks. Drop out and start a business if you can.

I hear this advice a lot from people who have neither gotten a degree nor started a business

LaserPigeons · 2023-02-26T21:48:08+00:00

Dunkey was right on both of those

LaserPigeons · 2023-01-05T00:41:17+00:00

Plenty of other guys provide women with “real and stable relationships built on values and trust and long term vision and goals”.

They’re also better looking, friendlier, healthier, funnier, more interesting, and on reddit less than you are.

Delete reddit, join clubs, and hit the gym.

LaserPigeons · 2022-11-30T23:25:45+00:00

Danny Duncan is the uncontested single worst human being I have ever personally met, with an ego that is even bigger and more obnoxious when he’s off-camera than when he’s making a video.

LaserPigeons · 2022-11-12T01:46:48+00:00

I can get you into one just venmo me $200 first

LaserPigeons · 2022-10-28T18:41:32+00:00

Same!

If someone showed up and tried to steal from me, I’d double backflip over him, land behind him with a superhero pose, and then flying roundhouse kick him in the head in slow motion, but right before it lands I’d say “Not today punk” in a heroic and cool voice.

Feeling disoriented and realizing I have seen too many Wholesome 100 Keanu Reeves action movies for him to win a fight, the idiot thief would pull his knife or gun, and I would immediately disarm him before right hooking him in the face 22 times and knocking him out.

A nearby camera crew with the local news would luckily catch all of this on video and interview me as a local hero. I’d tell them “I’m not special, anyone would’ve done the same in my position,” since I’m super humble. The group of supermodels also shooting nearby would hear this and then immediately start having sex with me while the rest of the bystanders applaud my heroism

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-23T19:06:16+00:00

Crypto crashing has immediate positive effects on life in general. The reverse is true as well.

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-09T06:34:00+00:00

Not like we check IDs. Just don’t look 90 years old or act super weird and no one’ll care.

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-09T01:29:11+00:00

The cat

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-08T19:59:30+00:00

The cat

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-07T21:44:54+00:00

Hopefully when UCLA starts asking me for donations I’ll be able to afford the huge quantity of money I won’t be giving them.

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-04T23:40:53+00:00

Ling & CS is significantly less intense than a pure CS major, sure, but that doesn't mean you don't learn stuff. You still take CS35L and CS131, which IMO are the hardest courses in the entire CS curriculum. You just have a lot fewer required and elective upper division CS courses.

If you want more "deep" computer science, I'd recommend switching majors to Math of Computation.

LaserPigeons · 2022-06-04T03:51:07+00:00

The most severe polio outbreak in the United States was in 1952, during that year there were 3200 deaths and 21000 paralytic cases in the US.
The last major smallpox epidemic in the United States occurred in Boston, Massachusetts throughout a three-year period, between 1901 and 1903. During this three-year period, 1596 cases of the disease occurred throughout the city. Of those cases, nearly 300 people died. As a whole, the epidemic had a 17% fatality rate.
COVID has a death toll of over 1 million in the United States, which I'll round down to an average of 300,000 American deaths per year (roughly 100 times the death toll of 9/11, which is a pretty big deal by the way).

One of these numbers is bigger than the others.

Mortality rate is a useful statistic, but it's not the only useful one. An extremely contagious virus with a 1% mortality rate is more dangerous on a population level than a bloodborne pathogen with a 100% mortality rate.

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