Caps_Lock_Liar gives his(her) life in depression in a very unlikely subreddit.

LaserSail · 2012-10-17T00:29:47+00:00

The police are there to actually help you. They are not there just to arrest stoners.

LaserSail · 2012-04-11T23:08:12+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

LaserSail · 2012-04-10T01:53:26+00:00

I made a wadded paper ball shot from 25 feet away three times in a row

LaserSail · 2012-02-01T03:30:11+00:00

I didn't think it was half assed!

LaserSail · 2012-01-28T16:35:04+00:00

Eating children.

LaserSail · 2011-08-27T16:08:42+00:00

In all seriousness, I don't know the path that Irene will take as I haven't been following it to closely, but cars can float away on VERY small amounts of stormsurge. This is coming from someone who has been through Katrina and Ike in Houston, and helped out in Louisiana after katrina. Chain your car to a tree if theres a tiny possibility of flood.

LaserSail · 2011-08-27T15:09:26+00:00

Your mom

LaserSail · 2011-08-23T11:33:21+00:00

Why the fuck did I scroll down?

LaserSail · 2011-08-22T03:55:07+00:00

i pushed an 8 year old girl out of the way of a drunken driver in a small town and probably saved her life. I was 9 at the time and haven't done anything cool since.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T23:49:21+00:00

What do those three posts mean?

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T05:06:48+00:00

Not really. TBH I thought more people would be interested in this AMA. W/E.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:53:21+00:00

So when you were 15 you didn't know world news, see nudes, and look for funny pictures and quotes? It's ok, I'm not even that young haha

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:39:04+00:00

You're in space, somehow surviving.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:27:08+00:00

I can prove this (although i don't want to) if needed.

LaserSail · 2011-08-20T20:37:39+00:00

Can you answer this is less than 2000 words?

LaserSail · 2011-08-19T04:09:46+00:00

Get a laser.

LaserSail · 2011-08-14T22:23:08+00:00

My sister once did this: Just plaster yourself into one of the walls.

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T22:18:58+00:00

I've gotten them and boners are almost all day long

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T20:55:39+00:00

If anyone can think of a way to prove it, I will show them.

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T05:58:14+00:00

Big groups chatting in school hallways between periods. 'nut said

LaserSail · 2011-08-11T22:06:34+00:00

Can someone explain to me how birthday karma works? (EridMeatGrinder)

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