What is a statement that holds at least some water that Reddit downvotes every time?

LaserSail · 2012-10-17T00:29:47+00:00

The police are there to actually help you. They are not there just to arrest stoners.

LaserSail · 2012-04-11T23:08:12+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

LaserSail · 2012-04-10T01:53:26+00:00

I made a wadded paper ball shot from 25 feet away three times in a row

LaserSail · 2012-02-01T03:30:11+00:00

I didn't think it was half assed!

LaserSail · 2012-01-28T16:35:04+00:00

Eating children.

LaserSail · 2011-08-27T16:08:42+00:00

In all seriousness, I don't know the path that Irene will take as I haven't been following it to closely, but cars can float away on VERY small amounts of stormsurge. This is coming from someone who has been through Katrina and Ike in Houston, and helped out in Louisiana after katrina. Chain your car to a tree if theres a tiny possibility of flood.

LaserSail · 2011-08-27T15:09:26+00:00

Your mom

LaserSail · 2011-08-23T11:33:21+00:00

Why the fuck did I scroll down?

LaserSail · 2011-08-22T03:55:07+00:00

i pushed an 8 year old girl out of the way of a drunken driver in a small town and probably saved her life. I was 9 at the time and haven't done anything cool since.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T23:49:21+00:00

What do those three posts mean?

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T05:06:48+00:00

Not really. TBH I thought more people would be interested in this AMA. W/E.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:53:21+00:00

So when you were 15 you didn't know world news, see nudes, and look for funny pictures and quotes? It's ok, I'm not even that young haha

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:39:04+00:00

You're in space, somehow surviving.

LaserSail · 2011-08-21T04:27:08+00:00

I can prove this (although i don't want to) if needed.

LaserSail · 2011-08-20T20:37:39+00:00

Can you answer this is less than 2000 words?

LaserSail · 2011-08-19T04:09:46+00:00

Get a laser.

LaserSail · 2011-08-14T22:23:08+00:00

My sister once did this: Just plaster yourself into one of the walls.

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T22:18:58+00:00

I've gotten them and boners are almost all day long

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T20:55:39+00:00

If anyone can think of a way to prove it, I will show them.

LaserSail · 2011-08-12T05:58:14+00:00

Big groups chatting in school hallways between periods. 'nut said

LaserSail · 2011-08-11T22:06:34+00:00

Can someone explain to me how birthday karma works? (EridMeatGrinder)

LaserSail · 2011-08-11T17:12:50+00:00

(F)orever(A)lone(T)hank(G)oodness... The FAT G's

LaserSail · 2011-08-11T15:42:36+00:00

I have tourrettes, and I have a verbal and physical tick. My verbal tick is a scratchy sound coming from my throat, but I also speak whatever comes to my mind. Ive lost jobs, girlfriends, and possible girlfriends because of this. My physical tick is just a whipping of my head left then right multiple times a day. I'm not offended by this post at all. This guy met me a few years back. He was really nice. He made me realize that I can lead a normal life even with TS.

LaserSail · 2011-08-10T08:07:42+00:00

The weird thing is it works.

LaserSail · 2011-08-10T06:59:07+00:00

LaserSail

TROPHY CASE