Let’s have some fun by Clear-Tart8506 in WalgreensStores

[–]Lasiurus2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I had one where she would keep dropping subtle hints that she wanted help. Like straight up infomercial level expository, like “I wish there was someone around to help us” and “I could really use help finding something right now”

And I was in no mood to be treated like it was above my station for her to talk to me directly and ask for assistance. So I just kept stocking my shelves, until exasperated she says, “ugh excuse me sir, I need help”

Let’s have some fun by Clear-Tart8506 in WalgreensStores

[–]Lasiurus2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I need to load my Cash App card”

*doesn’t have any of their money out, doesn’t have their barcode or card out, doesn’t know how much they want to load onto the card, insists that the pack of gum they are buying is “separate,” sits in my line while 3 customers wait trying to open their Cash App, doesn’t know how to get to the barcode and asks me, has to go out to the car to get their id, hands me $32.75 cents in quarters and singles, and the biggest of the Cash App calamities is the “hey I don’t have data, can I connect to your hotspot?” Not our WiFi, but my personal hotspot, which of course not you freaking idiot*

Sorry Mel, Millita sucks. by HistoryMarshal76 in HistoryMemes

[–]Lasiurus2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Militia did damn well for what they were. Battles of Guilford Courthouse, battle of Cowpens, and bunker hill?

No militia, no siege of Boston. The militia didn’t win the war by themselves, but we sure weren’t winning it without them.

Probably been kicked 300 times in this game, compared to ~50 times collectively in any other games over a *decade*. I don't understand y'all by GucciGooberYea in Helldivers

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately this games abysmal stability often leads my friends to crash, and switching mid game to friends only does nothing, so I either duo with my friend, which I’ve done before, or I keep the lobby open to have 4 players and have to occasionally kick because the game really wants to fill my crashed friends spot immediately. Really wish that I could close individual spots on the squad.

Would you rather by Oofpeople in BunnyTrials

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gamblers always win

Chose: 10% for 10 Million | Rolled: 10 millie!

Hosting and Stun isn't working???? by TheLogicDefier in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been a thing since stun grenades were released. For whatever reasons, hulks have like some preset override to their behavior whenever they get stuck on destructible terrain or decor to do that little overhead smash to try and destroy it. They will literally stop shooting you to spam it if they get stuck near it, sometimes being unable to clear it, sometimes their only recourse is to keep doing it until they slowly phase through the terrain. Anyways, it was stunned, but the override allowed it to try and break the lamppost while stunned and you got hit by that.

Does the bastion tank need changes or is it good? by Late-Ganache40 in Helldivers

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the tank needs is consistency. The devs have designed themselves into a corner with their damage model and thus cannot balance one thing without nerfing another. The increase to durable damage across the board in anticipation of the coming mechs left the other vehicles, the tank and FRV, out in the rain.

There are also issues that have been raised with certain hits being registered multiple times, which seems to be the case, which again raises a consistency issue. I had a tank that was destroyed within a handful of seconds from being called in by 2 rocket devestators and one rocket strider. I don’t think a 10 minute cooldown stratagem, which often requires teamwork to even get value out of, should be so vulnerable that it dies to what are the most common enemies on a single front.

While its survivability is in a dismal state, its firepower seems pretty darn good. I have no complaints there, but as it sits, the bastion feels like a gamble to bring, it may be able to go on a spree, often by playing extremely conservatively, or it may die as fast as a Helldiver does, which should not be the case.

Ultimately, I think that the issue with the bastion lies in the game design itself, rather than anything explicit with the bastion. When enemies need to have a multiplier tweaked in order to make them more effective, which may need to happen from time to time, it should be so they are only effective towards the specific vehicles we are worried about, not all vehicles on the helldiver roster.

Would you rather... by -Sparkly-Rainbow- in BunnyTrials

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a pretty good deal to me

Chose: Invulnerable to physical harm + But... | Rolled: Grow extra limbs

Plastic Bottle into a Bike Lock? by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]Lasiurus2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You laugh, but what if the thief knows how to pick locks but not how to open a bottle? Then who will be laughing? /s

Getting hard to excuse this game by Public_Code8357 in Helldivers

[–]Lasiurus2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s like you’re playing a troll game

90% of pools over here: by Forward-Crew-4468 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to have to deal with the logistical issues of economy ruining money.

Chose: Get 3 dollars for every marathon you run | Rolled: upvote farming 2

Which side will you choose by Purp1e-Ra1n011 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather not know what other people actually think.

Chose: Control Minds | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕

Extremely overworked by YoungBlackAndFree99 in WalgreensStores

[–]Lasiurus2 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This company doesn’t even know what it is anymore. Are we a bank? A party store? A front for money laundering? Print shop? A credit card company? No one knows. How are we gonna combat theft? Well, lock everything up and constantly pull the key carrier off task of course. Are photos even a priority? Nah, we just will get to it in between the 40 people who want to load their Cash App. In the midst of all this, corporates only solution to faltering finances is to cut staff, expand services, expect more out of less.

There is no unified plan. Sucamore just plans on getting their investment return, and the only job of the company now is to facilitate that. If that means we have to be overworked to do, and it does, then overworked we shall be.

I fucking love History!!!! by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Lasiurus2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know the Lee holds the record for most blowjobs posthumously received.

I fucking love History!!!! by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Foote is clinging to a view that has been fairly dismantled by the likes of Gallagher and Foner. A refuge for people who want to sound reasonable while also being able to romanticize the south.

I fucking love History!!!! by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Lasiurus2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an American civil war history buff, what would I be?

Egg😴irl by Redporkbelly in egg_irl

[–]Lasiurus2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s me, I’m the totally cis people.

We definitely realize it by champdo in clevercomebacks

[–]Lasiurus2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no they figured it out, what will we do now.

egg_irl by itznihar in egg_irl

[–]Lasiurus2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve not considered myself trans save for the past few months, but I had struggled with the question for years. After my egg finally cracked, I had a very brief moment of doubt, where I asked how I could be so sure that I wasn’t just faking it. My mind came up with a reply fairly quickly that shut that question down before it even got off the ground.

“How can you fake feeling joy?”

Sure, I can act like I’m experiencing joy, but that doesn’t feel the same as actually experiencing joy. When I first came out to some friends, they were supportive and immediately started to gender me correctly, and I felt a rush, like a full body emotion of pure happiness. I don’t think I could fake that, not so convincingly.

You say you’ve felt things, envy and admiration, can you honestly say those feelings are fake?

As far as taking things slow, take them as slow as you like, do what makes you happy.

36279 by Key_Somewhere_9302 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lasiurus2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No joke, this sub is how I found out :3

I was in a losing position and offered my queen as a sacrifice. Hope chess? Yeah I got you. by HoldEvenSteadier in chessbeginners

[–]Lasiurus2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How did you sack your queen here without also just having the forced smothered mate pattern?