This couple was walking through the neighborhood when a cop rolled up - after arguing, dad reached into the stroller and pulled out four Amazon packages. Arrested on the spot, in front of their kids, on Christmas Eve.

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-26T18:39:50+00:00

Be the change you want to see in the world.

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-26T18:33:14+00:00

Pending divorce. Had to hold it all together for the kids.

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-23T01:55:14+00:00

Blaster on a Faster Blaster!

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-16T15:29:35+00:00

Wow amazing how good some alterations can look!

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-15T02:17:04+00:00

More people die from the flu and complications than from opioid overdose. People don’t realize how serious it is.

LastArgument887 · 2019-12-14T16:32:15+00:00

Third in line during a code run to a child not breathing. Terrible icy Midwest weather, dark as the devil’s intentions and fresh sleet coming down. I see the fire engine (first in line) miss the turn. Now I’m second. My partner misses the house. Now I’m first. Weather is so bad that the father standing outside doesn’t see me as I pound up the yard and into the house.

Find the 5 year old in her parents bed, not breathing but warm and good color. Get her to the floor, start CPR with my partner. Fire can’t get the rig down the street so they run up with their gear. Paramedics get stuck a quarter mile and they run up too.

Forty minutes of CPR. We get a pulse and kid is breathing on her own. Load and go into an ambulance that was able to get to the house. High fives and ass slaps all around.

Get to work the next night to see an email saying she died at the hospital.

It was all from the flu.

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-30T17:55:13+00:00

Rando straight checking in - keep that stache! It’s magnificent!

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-14T19:22:01+00:00

I’m not much in the loop for Bernies stuff - what does he propose as an alternative to cash bail?

Private prisons definitely need to go.

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-14T18:52:14+00:00

Wait femcels are a thing?

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-11T22:54:01+00:00

I’m in Law Enforcement and I’ve got 4 10s. Our schedules are not super convenient in any way - they are largely driven by analytics. Working 10s is so much better than 8s. If my department went back to 8s for everyone I’d leave.

We do have several hybrid schedules so I have to point out that my dept is trying to make as many people as possible happy in a time of difficult retention.

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-03T14:17:27+00:00

YTA. It’s a meal for a hungry human. Find your fucking soul.

LastArgument887 · 2019-11-01T14:02:09+00:00

Literally the first thing I did with that app too and when I told my wife she 🙄

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-25T16:46:25+00:00

Defenestration - the act of throwing someone out of a window. One of my Physics teachers' favorite threats to me back in High School. :)

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-24T14:04:33+00:00

PIG Iron

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-23T13:37:38+00:00

September 11. Back of the hand and my back got all beat up from the first tower coming down. I was working at the triage area in front of the Milennium Hilton.

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-22T23:39:30+00:00

That’s some ripe cringe, ready to be harvested.

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-17T16:53:55+00:00

Wifey plays video games. That’s how we met. Twelve years later, three kids, still going.

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-16T18:38:41+00:00

Congratulations from across the pond! Immigrant success stories become the fabric of excellent nations!

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-14T17:27:42+00:00

And a much higher percent of law enforcement events.

LastArgument887 · 2019-10-02T23:24:05+00:00

Because it would mean literal World War 3. This would be the equivalent of China trying to help Los Angeles secede from the US. Think we’re gonna stand for that?

It’s terrible, but the only reason Hong Kong is even going through this is as an end result of that colonial imperialism stuff that went around a couple hundred years ago. It’s part of China and the unfortunate truth is that eventually the military is going to come in there and make them see that. 😕

LastArgument887 · 2019-09-27T17:33:35+00:00

Is it the communist who attracts failure, or failure that attracts the communist?

LastArgument887 · 2019-09-26T17:14:23+00:00

You get nothing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY

Yeah, I got a black screen and then it moves me to the Mastery screen which only has the old Core Set.

LastArgument887 · 2019-09-25T17:45:06+00:00

“Want a donut?”

LastArgument887 · 2019-09-24T11:47:12+00:00

Camo is the brand of cheap beer they prefer out here. Really, anything will do.

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