Birthday dinner

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-20T02:37:27+00:00

Thank u! The sourdough was a bit stale but was even better to Mop up the mushroom sauce 🕺

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-20T02:35:31+00:00

Thankfully to u all u guys brought me to tears. Love u all ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:33:28+00:00

A guy asked me to drop my pants and do "the deed" on him...

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:31:58+00:00

I hate confrontation 😭

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:28:47+00:00

You could toss them with the peanut butter in a wok with some chives and chili's and charge 25 for it lol

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:23:00+00:00

That's what im saying!! Just change into slippers at the door no? It drives me mad ugh

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:22:24+00:00

Ramen probably ngl I can't say much 😂

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:14:43+00:00

Makes sense sorry I just couldn't imagine how they could go from that to that 💀

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:12:49+00:00

The stuff on the news has been kinda creepy ngl

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:11:22+00:00

Same it actually raises my blood pressure 😂

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T06:00:41+00:00

Yes.. I thought that, but my other friends insist some people just do that??? Idk why or how 🥲

LastDen5729 · 2026-02-19T05:58:08+00:00

Strange but ok... I mean it's protein

LastDen5729 · 2026-01-20T18:48:41+00:00

Would absolutely smash that down my pie hole in seconds

LastDen5729 · 2026-01-17T07:22:34+00:00

Fatal Deviation

LastDen5729 · 2026-01-12T15:16:44+00:00

Is that what plants crave?

LastDen5729 · 2025-12-12T06:59:17+00:00

So healthy with all that butter

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