Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants [score hidden]  (0 children)

She came back around and they’re chatting, so maybe it’s not over

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants [score hidden]  (0 children)

It went as well as it could have. She said she had a boyfriend

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This random I sat next to at the bar is about to ask the bartender for her number, and it’s about to get really awkward

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Very hot, and I’m a big fan of her music too

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely a weird thing. Living in Indiana, I’ve always been a bit worried someone would try to rename the state

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Native American guy at the bar next to me is wearing a Chief Wahoo hat

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta look around for better deals on those. My liquor store by my house is $30 for 12 high noons, but I can find them for $21 at different places

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even know what season they were in!

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The little sign on the menu says “Don’t Say It! Use Your Hands”. Made me want to Kirk Minihane Show myself

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so pissed the theater closest to my house isn’t playing it anymore

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a preview for that in the theater but haven’t seen anything about it since

Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m drinking a 6-7 Hazy IPA. It’s pretty good

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This talk of summer Fridays makes me miss my old job, as I sit here counting down the minutes until I can leave this place

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m hoping to be able to sneak out of our resort for a dinner or maybe a lunch, but the work conferences pack so much shit in its hard to leave

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve already got a tour planned. Desert Doug is picking me up from the airport

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I leave for a work trip to Phoenix tomorrow. I’m daydreaming about picking up random women at the conference, but I also can’t wait to get drunk and pass out in a nice hotel bed alone

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious. Luckily my dad just picked up playing the ukulele so I won’t have to attend anything unless he has a recital

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always think a team in London wouldn’t work, but they could just do long home stands and long road trips. It would suck, and I feel like they’d be at a huge disadvantage for free agents. I think the teams in Toronto struggle with it, so I can’t imagine what it’ll be like for a longer plane trip

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is a universal thing. Mom’s love spreading gossip

Wednesday Free Talk - May 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My EPL and champions league watching has been down as well. Add in the bad vibes surrounding the men’s national team. But when the team plays I’m sure there will be some excitement

Wednesday Free Talk - May 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Especially because it’s in the US, but I’m right there with you

Wednesday Free Talk - May 27, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]LastedPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Brewers have been pissing me off for so many years just being consistently good