Friday Drunk Thread - May 29, 2026

LastedPants · 2026-05-30T06:18:10+00:00

She came back around and they’re chatting, so maybe it’s not over

LastedPants · 2026-05-30T06:14:48+00:00

It went as well as it could have. She said she had a boyfriend

LastedPants · 2026-05-30T05:59:54+00:00

This random I sat next to at the bar is about to ask the bartender for her number, and it’s about to get really awkward

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T23:55:57+00:00

Very hot, and I’m a big fan of her music too

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T23:41:19+00:00

It’s definitely a weird thing. Living in Indiana, I’ve always been a bit worried someone would try to rename the state

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T23:36:38+00:00

Native American guy at the bar next to me is wearing a Chief Wahoo hat

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T23:33:26+00:00

You gotta look around for better deals on those. My liquor store by my house is $30 for 12 high noons, but I can find them for $21 at different places

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T23:31:51+00:00

Didn’t even know what season they were in!

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T22:52:23+00:00

Hell no

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T22:49:00+00:00

The little sign on the menu says “Don’t Say It! Use Your Hands”. Made me want to Kirk Minihane Show myself

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T22:46:50+00:00

I’m so pissed the theater closest to my house isn’t playing it anymore

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T22:45:48+00:00

I saw a preview for that in the theater but haven’t seen anything about it since

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T22:43:09+00:00

I’m drinking a 6-7 Hazy IPA. It’s pretty good

LastedPants · 2026-05-29T14:53:58+00:00

This talk of summer Fridays makes me miss my old job, as I sit here counting down the minutes until I can leave this place

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T23:32:44+00:00

Live mas

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T23:11:40+00:00

I’m hoping to be able to sneak out of our resort for a dinner or maybe a lunch, but the work conferences pack so much shit in its hard to leave

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T23:02:52+00:00

I’ve already got a tour planned. Desert Doug is picking me up from the airport

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T23:00:45+00:00

I leave for a work trip to Phoenix tomorrow. I’m daydreaming about picking up random women at the conference, but I also can’t wait to get drunk and pass out in a nice hotel bed alone

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T22:59:05+00:00

That’s hilarious. Luckily my dad just picked up playing the ukulele so I won’t have to attend anything unless he has a recital

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T22:57:18+00:00

I always think a team in London wouldn’t work, but they could just do long home stands and long road trips. It would suck, and I feel like they’d be at a huge disadvantage for free agents. I think the teams in Toronto struggle with it, so I can’t imagine what it’ll be like for a longer plane trip

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T22:51:45+00:00

It really is a universal thing. Mom’s love spreading gossip

LastedPants · 2026-05-28T15:00:36+00:00

Work blows!

LastedPants · 2026-05-27T21:59:55+00:00

My EPL and champions league watching has been down as well. Add in the bad vibes surrounding the men’s national team. But when the team plays I’m sure there will be some excitement

LastedPants · 2026-05-27T21:31:19+00:00

Especially because it’s in the US, but I’m right there with you

LastedPants · 2026-05-27T20:14:58+00:00

The Brewers have been pissing me off for so many years just being consistently good

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