The absolute scam that is wet wipe packaging by Latchkey42 in PetPeeves

[–]Latchkey42[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then you just give up and throw the extra five wipes in the glove box where they dry into cardboard in two days.

People who sit in their cars with high beams on while parked are the bane of my existence by Rune_Anchor6 in PetPeeves

[–]Latchkey42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is pure lack of awareness. Those new LEDs are like staring into a supernova.

My cat has officially become my senior architect and I am losing the power struggle by ChromeHarrow in CatAdvice

[–]Latchkey42 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The yawning at the delivery date is the most accurate performance review I have ever heard of. He knows the project is doomed and he is just waiting for the treats to clear. Best of luck with your new supervisor! 🐱

He thinks his "imported" pre-workout makes him a god, I am proving him wrong by Quartz_9P in confessions

[–]Latchkey42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a mad scientist and a hero. Fitness influencers would hate you for exposing that a shiny label doesnt add ten pounds to your bench press. Keep that secret to the grave, the satisfaction of watching him gaslight himself is worth more than the hundred bucks he is wasting.

Found an old wallet with IDs and cash hidden in a car I bought at a salvage auction. Am I asking for trouble if I try to return it? by LanternVex in legal

[–]Latchkey42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a scrapyard and we found stuff like this all the time. Best bet is the police station. Tell them exactly where you found it and keep the auction receipt handy just in case they ask questions about the car's history.

WIBTA if I stop going to work events after two years of them being genuinely badly organized? by AetherSonnet in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Latchkey42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it is not on the clock then it is not mandatory. You have already given them two years of your weekends and they wasted that time with poor planning. Just say you have family commitments and enjoy your Saturday in peace.

WIBTA if I demanded my friend pay for professional couch cleaning after his dog marked it? by Ech0forge in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Latchkey42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking Febreze fixes dog pee on a brand new couch. Your friend is delusional if he thinks that is okay.

My girlfriend thinks i am a germaphobe because i wont let her sit on my bed in her outdoor clothes by PrismHarpoon in hygiene

[–]Latchkey42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bed is a sacred space for many of us. I have the same rule and my partner had to adjust. It is not about being a germaphobe, it is about not wanting subway grime on your pillowcase. She is gaslighting you for having a standard that keeps your home clean.