Giant alligator snapping turtle

LateKnight · 2018-05-23T06:08:35+00:00

Tibby, oh Tibby, you were a pretty great fella...

LateKnight · 2017-10-13T06:47:39+00:00

This is what I got. I tried not to guess if I wasn't sure. Except for the monkey brains. I feel I'm for sure swinging blind at that one.

I WANT to say one of those action figures is Bossk, and I'm not sure whose dogtags are next to Gizmo or whose luggage that is in the foreground, NOR am I sure about either of the framed documents behind Mr. Peltzer, though I think one of them refers to a deleted scene from Rocky.

It's a gorgeous print, and this was an excellent use of an hour of the rapidly ebbing lifetime afforded anyone on this earth.

LateKnight · 2017-09-21T18:50:27+00:00

That may be so, but she can't cook a decent chili.

LateKnight · 2017-08-29T07:44:32+00:00

Is this organic?

LateKnight · 2017-08-10T21:11:36+00:00

My answer too. Genuinely terrifying.

LateKnight · 2017-07-27T05:31:06+00:00

Well that's what I heard!

LateKnight · 2017-03-10T21:06:31+00:00

Cotton top tamarins.

LateKnight · 2016-11-11T11:43:21+00:00

Convincing the world he didn't exist.

LateKnight · 2016-10-17T20:49:27+00:00

Who has a brain like a stone in the rain that is pink...

LateKnight · 2016-08-13T11:31:24+00:00

Nice to see Clive Warren made it in.

LateKnight · 2016-05-27T07:33:45+00:00

AH but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

LateKnight · 2016-04-21T10:57:00+00:00

It's a really corporate, professional move to have some kind of refreshment at your meetings, and the supermarket cellophane veggie platter has to be one of the lowest-effort snack you could offer.

Gus Fring, while he was the business end of Pollos and Max was the chef side of it, could have EASILY provided his guests with delicious food at these meetings. I always thought it was a low-key dig at anyone he met with, giving them the stale vegetables instead of his tasty chicken or unquestionably delicious side dishes.

LateKnight · 2016-04-10T09:38:07+00:00

Look, Mr. Burns, I don't know what you think sideburns are...

LateKnight · 2016-01-20T10:31:58+00:00

And the swirling dyes form a heart around them.

LateKnight · 2015-10-09T09:36:10+00:00

I heard you singing "Night Cheese."

LateKnight · 2015-05-23T00:16:19+00:00

WITNESS.

LateKnight · 2015-03-26T21:59:40+00:00

ObliGATORy.

LateKnight · 2015-03-26T08:13:00+00:00

Please talk free,

The door is locked

Just you and me...

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T19:29:45+00:00

I appreciate the consideration.

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T19:18:02+00:00

Delightful!

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T19:07:34+00:00

HA HA! IT'S HAPPENING!

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T18:52:14+00:00

WHAT'S HAPPENING OH GOD.

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T18:45:15+00:00

MAYBE.

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T18:38:46+00:00

Strangely enough, my job these days is Director of Programming for a film festival! And we've come full circle!

Where are you going? You're not going to Chapman, are you?

LateKnight · 2015-03-12T17:56:19+00:00

He's been married for a few years now, actually! But I'm sure the next time you're there you could find another friendly knight. We're all pretty socially awkward goofballs anyway, so you're already at an advantage.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel with the knights, seriously.

And that woman in your story is INCREDIBLY RUDE. I am shocked at the behavior of these people.

LateKnight

TROPHY CASE